"Lightning McQueen is a legendary Piston Cup racer, who has won 7 Piston Cups since his debut in 2005. He has had a lengthy and prosperous career, winning several championships before becoming the trainer and crew chief for Cruz Ramirez on the Dinoco racing team. [You're fucking dead kiddo]"
This shirt gives me Bee Movie script shirt vibes
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People who object to trans people being in fantasy are wild. As though some silly-hatted alchemist wouldn't simply invent Almazar's Gender Fluid in an afternoon and distribute it to every dungeon chest in the land. It's Common on the loot table and half the goblins drop it. You can brew it yourself with three mushrooms and eight snail shells. It sells for 1 copper at the merchant because the supply is so abundant. You fool. You melon. You absolute buffoon. The limits of what you are willing to imagine are an epitaph you wrote for your own freedom.
I live in the capitol of florida and my polling place is also a church
I don't act like that myself, but I don't blame folks for not wanting to pull around. I was referring to my time as an employee working the drive thru
We did have an employee who weighed enough that she could just walk laps and trigger the pressure plate, but she was naturally reluctant to volunteer that service
Yep! Usually with a significant attitude 😅 it's a valid response though imo
When I worked at Taco Bell, I'd sometimes be tasked with driving laps around the drive thru to get our time down lol
even when there's no one else in line
In this circumstance, it's usually because the avg time it takes to get customers through the line is tracked and they'll be penalized if it's too high, so they can artificially deflate the average by having people pull around to get their car off the pressure plate
I made a post edit explaining
Lmao sorry I forgot I made this post. I made an edit to the text body
Edit: oh wait this is the account I block people on, I just haven't blocked the latest cm0002 acct lol
Edit 2: y'all gotta catch up on your Lemmy lore. Cm0002 is on a mission to rid the fediverse of .ml, and is doing their part by reposting other users' posts from the ml shitposting community to here (without crossposting or giving any credit afaik), which annoys me because I have to see every meme twice
There is an attached picture of Homelander from The Boys exhaling with a fearful expression on his face.
TIL that's not captain america
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No refunds. Not to be held responsible in the event that services should result in stroke or death because I already called my malpractice insurance provider and they said do not do this. Will trade for stims.
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A crude drawing of a girl wearing a ski mask and holding a cartoonish bomb.
Labeled: illegalist gf
Text blocks surround her which read:
"laws aren't real, silly."
"a relationship is too formal of an organization; how about an affinity couple."
only watches pirated movies.
"let's have a slumber party; we can paint our nails and make bombs."
she embrace you like she embrace criminality.
"can I borrow your pressure cooker?"
loves you almost as much as she hates cops
"I- I stole you that book you wanted, anon...
she cute, but also... she loot.
"galleani did nothing wrong"
Obviously the blatant propaganda disseminated straight to my email at taxpayers' expense is fucked, but I find the instagram part particularly funny bc it's just like:
This was my first time making something like this, so I'm pretty proud of it despite the way it turned out
feesh