Gullible

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 hours ago

Incredibly unrelated, but you reminded me of this and now I’m compelled to post it.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

If anything, it looks worse. Every thrust causing someone to slide down is pretty awful. Readjusting every 15 seconds seems so utterly miserable that the ground with an angry cat would be an improvement.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 21 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Such a pleasure to see real class return to the White House

Pov from their screen

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I do the same thing. Enduring and expanding upon the intrusions until you can line the frame with flesh was the way I finally managed to make use of my personal oddities. Don’t fear articulating and affirming for your own benefit!

Although it took years of active observation and desire and effort to finally wind my way to the low plateau I’ve found

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 19 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

I saw the photo and audibly clenched my asshole. Buffalo, bears, elephants, snow leopards, baboons- people have such a weird sense of safety around animals we make feel unsafe.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

That’s also sweet. I know I’d have had a difficult time controlling myself at different points. Thank you for maintaining the positivity

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

That was my first thought as well. This wouldn’t have been a small operation, others would necessarily have been involved. What did she do to convince them? Did she pose as a blood drive employee? Did she institute a blood bucket ritual? Did she bribe a blood bank? And who the fuck accepts a kiddie pool’s worth of blood from their gene stealer? This is such bizarre depravity all around.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (9 children)

I’ve had this game in my backlog for ages. How is it?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago

10000 wasps? No. No, thank you.

10000 bees?? Were I a betting man, I would bet against a positive outcome. But I’m not a betting man, I’m a curious lover. And to be honest, I don’t know where that factors into this life altering decision

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That’s incredibly optimistic. They’re wealthy

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago

He really, really loves to put his name on things. Any publicity is good publicity for him, considering he became the president through kayfabe and nepotism

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (5 children)

That’s very sweet. And probably a little too generous. Thank you!

 

I’ve found incorrect information on there before, but this is just nonsense

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
 

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Anonymous
11/03/25(Mon)11:55:56 No.283509426
>>283505479 (OP)
this is just qualityslop. You only like it because it's good

Anonymous
11/03/25(Mon)11:57:10 No.283509466
>>283509426
What?

 

I usually watch tv while I eat, and quickly realized that horror and bisque aren’t the ideal match. $200 for me.

 

I’ve been going through some older rpgs, and I’ve found that the tutorials are both entirely out of character and mind numbing. It’s hard not to envision myself taking my time back by violence. Anyone else do something similar or am I peculiar?

 

Both instances are pointedly political and looking to spread their particular philosophies to the threadiverse. Moreover, their users aren’t exactly winning any awards for charm. Can we put it to a vote before they become a nuisance?

 

Got a used business laptop and found a recessed dongle in it. The original owner says they have no clue, that it’s been in there since they got it. There’s no way a dongle is keeping this thing running, is there? I’ve already swapped the OS, if that matters at all

Update: yubikey! Thank you all for the information, I’m definitely still learning

 

I’m starting to get back into the swing of tech at large, and found a business laptop that fits my needs for a portable low power emulation device. When I look to buy it secondhand, because I don’t intend to burn money or the environment unnecessarily, I find dozens of extremely cheap listings without drives. Are these secondhand from businesses removing and drilling the drives or is there something else going on?

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I did it! (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/linux@lemmy.world
 

Finally back in Linux after so many years! My first recent attempt was waylaid by a locked down bios beyond my ability to bypass, but I’m done! Thank you, to everyone who helped out in my previous post!

 

Final edit: having now done more research, the bios is secured and to get to boot options would essentially involve manually editing the bios with a second computer and downloading Chinese software to finish the job. I think I’m just returning this one. This is a bit beyond my skill level

I purchased a Lenovo mini pc online to turn into my second ever Linux machine (whoo), and when I tried booting it up for the first time, I found it asking for a network to sync data from an Amazon employee. I will be frank, fuck Amazon. If someone stole it, I hope the lost money was enough to cause Bezos to shit himself and die, only for a clone to rise in his place to do the same in a never-ending Sisyphean hellscape of skin peeling feculent horror. The fantasy that my holding on to this, and it is likely a fantasy, will affect Amazon is a bonus, not a detriment.

Now, that said, it was probably resold from Amazon’s stock at a decent discount, but not wiped. How can I install Linux on a machine that I don’t actually have full access to? I’m passably tech savvy, and more than willing to learn more to get back on Linux after 10 years of Microsoft pissing me off.

TLDR: How can I install Linux on an Amazon OS machine that I don’t actually have full access to?

Edit: my flash drive is ready, just struggling to get to the boot menu at this point. I can only mash so hard for so long!

 
 

I’ve been making plantain chips for a bit, and I’m always dissatisfied with them. If my plantains are too ripe, the chips can’t crunch up. Not ripe enough and they lack the slight sweetness I love.

I decided to grab the greenest ones at the market to slowly ripen them at home, but even that’s a bit wonky, as they tend to ripen on top but not the bottom, which leaves me with something peculiar and delicious, but certainly not what I’m looking for.

So, how do you consistently get plantains in the Goldilocks zone?

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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
 

Panel 1: Prince Charming in all his regalia pursues Cinderella as she crests the stairs and rounds a corner. “Don’t go” he yells after her.

Panel 2: He stops at the bottom of the staircase and mumbles to himself in defeat. “No…”

Panel 3. Prince Charming, doused in sweat, peers toward the steps and notices a single glass slipper set on its side. “Hmm” he says to himself, “this is…” he trails off.

Panel 4: the background disappears and we focus entirely upon his face. His expression exudes focus.

Panel 5: The young royal stands at attention, facing away from the steps. Upon his right foot, the glass slipper now sits. “Perfect” he finishes.

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