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[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 62 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (41 children)

I dont get how snakes breathe

Edit: yes I do now

His lungs apparently are somehow just warping around it

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 20 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

That’s interesting, I’m having a hard time picturing their diaphragm.

[–] littletoolshed@lemmy.world 13 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works -3 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Uhh, they should have covered this in school even if your parents neglected to do so, but here you go.

[–] kadup@lemmy.world 21 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

There's no need to be such an ass when it's a super valid question about compared anatomy. And indeed, that user is correct: "what diaphragm?" snakes do not have one, they rely on large smooth muscle between the ribs.

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I'm sure this is a woosh. Let me rephrase the thread.

A can't imagine a snake's diaphragm.

What diaphragm? (There is no diaphragm)

Stupid silly! This is the diaphragm: [not the diaphragm we're looking for]

[–] kadup@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

ha...ha? I guess?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 0 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

It’s entirely necessary when I set myself up for that punchline. Was it a bit conspicuous when I mentioned a very specific body part they lack, and then made a joke?

[–] kadup@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I'm incredibly sad for both the fact that you believe that in any way you had a funny "punchline" or "joke" in there, and for the lack of general snake facts posted here

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works -1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I’m sad that you’re willing to be a dick to someone on the internet for a silly joke. I imagine you’re also rude irl.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Bro you punched down to setup your shitty joke and now you're gonna play the don't be rude card?

[–] ___@graffitiwall.net 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

@Gullible@sh.itjust.works

the set up and punchline worked, i think. maybe people are just sensitive to ribbing that involves mild insult about lack of education.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 hours ago

I thought it might have been the mild sexual angle? In any case, I’ve never had people quite this angery about a contraception joke

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

If it's a joke it's a shitty joke.

If it's not you're just doubling down.

Barring all that being a douchebag to people who don't "get" your brilliant fuckin joke is.... Douchebag activity who could have guessed?

[–] TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Did... did you click the link?

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

I don't need to it says it's the contraceptive in the url.

No one didn't get the shitty joke, people have an issue with the shitty way they set it up.

Here's a fun one, did...... did you read the rest of the comment chain before asking redundant questions?

[–] Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Somebody put their diaphragm in the wrong way this morning.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 0 points 7 hours ago

Ya huh. Good one

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 0 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

You’re clearly upset that you believed I was insulting you even after I pointed out that I wasn’t. I’m not sure what you want from this interaction, at this point

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

You're clearly not checking usernames, you didn't insult me.

No one asked you for anything boss so the answer would be nothing, find a way to not be a prick to setup a shitty joke i guess?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 hours ago

I know you weren’t the original person, and yet you’re clearly upset. I can only assume it’s because you felt personally insulted.

I think I’ll continue playing the fool to middling success. Feel free to stay endlessly angry to achieve the same result.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

They're saying snakes do not have diaphragms.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works -2 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Access mostly relates to socioeconomic factors, but you’re largely correct. Use is notably higher in more affluent areas, but snakes are largely homeless and unsupported through reproductive legislation so that rarely matters.

[–] oo1@lemmings.world 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

These snakes both lay and eat eggs, so they can get abortion with breakfast.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

I think I’ll leave the snake jokes to you. That was really good

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

The fuck are you talking about.

[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Diaphragms are a form of birth control. They are making a joke by deliberating misinterpreting the specific meaning of the word used in an absurdist way, in the Mad Hatter style.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Yeah we all get that, we don't get why they felt the necessity to set it up by being rude to a random.

It seems like a bad attempt to cover-up a mistake but whatever.

[–] ___@graffitiwall.net 1 points 8 hours ago

@TheDoozer@lemmy.world

youre kind for providing the explanation. been laughing my head off over this conversation.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 0 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works -1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Can you legitimately not understand or are you just upset? I’m willing to explain the correlation between contraceptive use and economics, if it’s the former

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Your dogshit diaphragm joke is a pun. Whatever that jumble of shit is would be word salad.

[–] TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

He's referencing a legitimate talking point about birth control, and in that light his comment made perfect sense. The whole second half of this thread reads like you got whooshed and then double downed after you realized what happened.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

That's neat, no one gives a shit about the shitty joke. People care that they decided to punch down on some random to set up a terrible fuckin joke and instead of being like "hey my bad I could have waited for literally anyone who got the joke to set me up instead" they decided to double down on being a condescending dickhead.

[–] reptar@lemmy.world -2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

And what are you doubling down on?

There's so many silly puns out there, your job must be exhausting!

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Not being rude to strangers for your own personal amusement.

No one cares about the pun.

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