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[-] flora_explora@beehaw.org 1 points 3 hours ago

Don't forget about the beetle that has adaptations to slip through the intestinal tract of its predators and make it out through their anus ;)

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 173 points 3 days ago

I hate the trend of censoring profanity. It's the internet you fuck-cakes

[-] Zoot@reddthat.com 73 points 3 days ago

I gotchu

[-] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

The red looks like it's above the meme?

Like it's piled on top?

It's hard to explain...

It's wrong in a strange way

Thank you for your efforts

[-] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 57 minutes ago

It is. The red is above the ducks which is above the fucks

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 21 points 3 days ago

un-censoring should be a thing

[-] Zoot@reddthat.com 12 points 3 days ago

I try my best when I see it o7

[-] myster0n@feddit.nl 64 points 3 days ago

I think you wanted to say "you f🦆k-cakes"

[-] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 28 points 3 days ago

fmallardk

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 16 points 3 days ago

When I read this, my inner voice used quacks to bleep out the profanity

[-] Bezier@suppo.fi 18 points 3 days ago

Watch your language! You can't just throw around offensive words like c*nsor

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

I hate the fact that for the longest time, iOS would autocorrect fuck to duck. And worse yet, they touted no longer autocorrecting it as a new feature as part of their WWDC keynote.

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 10 points 3 days ago

Worse yet are those stupid Tiktok-friendly euphemisms, like "unalive" instead of dead. Makes the meme sound like it's made for a damn toddler.

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[-] Fleur_@lemm.ee 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Honestly a more theologically consistent explanation of God than whatever the fuck organised religion has been up to for the past 5000 years

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Maybe it's not about humans and never has been. Maybe by the time the gods realized how much of an issue humans were, we were already too widespread for them to destroy us without either running out of mana or ruining earth for everything.

Maybe the cancer is a god's plan, but it's not working well enough.

[-] pigup@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago

TIL about this weird ass mf giraffe weevil

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 days ago

What usecase does the weird design have?

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

operates as a stand-alone forklift in the bug world

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 36 points 3 days ago

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[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 8 points 3 days ago

Fuck it, man.

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Fuck^infinity

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 days ago

Oh oh. We're getting shut down now.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 42 points 3 days ago

you know we can swear on the internet right?

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[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 43 points 3 days ago

There's a part in a discworld book about a creator "god" obsessed with making beetles lol.

[-] scholar@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

The Last Continent

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 29 points 3 days ago

Crabs are his chosen people

[-] Fester@lemm.ee 25 points 3 days ago

That’s why he spoke through a burning bush

[-] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago

Take your upvote and get out :)

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 days ago

What the f🦆ck

[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 16 points 3 days ago

Everyone freaking out over censoring fuck when there a beetle that looks like a giraffe out there.

[-] einlander@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

The cure for cancer? That too is a beetle.

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Anyone got links to these particular species, especially the wasp one?

Don't give a f🦆k about the children either, carcinization is expected I thought.

ETA: guess what I duckduckgo'd "wasp beetle" and found it. I feel like a genius https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clytus_arietis

[-] TybaltAurelius@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

J. B. S. Haldane has entered the chat.

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago

Comma splice here, comma splice there.

[+] aaaaace@lemmy.blahaj.zone -10 points 3 days ago

All cancer is toxin exposure. The cure has been known for a long time, no toxin exposure.

Butt....families of cancer victims vote for pollution and smoke, etc.

Lost a family member to cancer in a cancer cluster around a church-owned industrial plant.

When the cases piled up, they did like Jesus woukd do and moved to another state. Didn't have money for raises for years because working for the Lord, but did hire consultants to fire employees and shut the plant down.

Keep believing us, we care, and we're working on a cure until federal funding and charities run out of money.

Sponsored by your friends in the petrochemical industry.

[-] Fridgeratr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 days ago

You can get skin cancer from sun exposure, does that mean the sun is a toxin? 🤔

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

No but it is a deadly laser

[-] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 days ago

Not anymore there's a blanket~

[-] The_v@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

Cancer is a DNA mutation. Those mutations can be hereditary, random chance, or environmentally caused.

[-] aaaaace@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 3 days ago

The mutations can be from that list, but mostly in our current world it's exposure to toxins.

Another toxin is media paving over real causes and making the story monetise curing.

[-] mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Yeah I don’t know about the veracity of the statement ‘all cancer is toxin exposure’ you got a source to back that claim up?

[-] Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

As a society we are choosing to have industry that creates cancers. If we chose to stop doing that, maybe instead we could spend our time appreciating the beauty of each beetle.

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