DJ Who's Ein

Boiling the pasta removes some of the starches from the pasta, which is why people recommend adding some pasta water into your sauce. Maybe you're allergic to those starches?

At this point in my life it mostly resembles the 10 hour cinematic masterpiece Paint Drying

You need a key though, which only the landlord has

Or maybe she meant "I agree, but don't post that where EVERYONE can read it!"

Did you ... Have a bad dream or something?

As awkward teenager at a party :

"hey Mike, go ask Emma if they like me."

"OK....... Hey Emma, do you like Cock?"

Well, Ubisoft, you should be comfortable not owning my money then. Lead by example.

I know my Italian grandmother had health problems lately, but THIS is how I find out? Nonagon?

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Oh I'm very comfortable with it. In fact I haven't owned a Ubisoft game in many, many years, and I wasn't about to change that.