This would be more believable if an Iberico ham answered the door. My man Goku is ace
No. I probably should wear those padded crotch pants and clip-in shoes when I do distance but I'm low tech with biking. It's all about the journey.
Pumpkin-spice is gon' give it you ya!
I once got an online rectal exam from a Dr. Pepper and he turned out to be fake. I no longer use doctors on twitter
Don't get me started with this guy and his fake British accent 
We were going to spend it on drugs anyway
Something tells me she's not a real doctor.
They got a tridge there too: 
I just call my stem cell dealer and spackle that shit on
Only 20 gallons to the mile, not bad
In the beginning he said something like "we want Christian hospitals to give care based on their conscience."
NOPE. I want Christian doctors who deny care based on their conscience to permanently lost their license. I want hospitals that support this inane idea to lose their permits. He is supporting the antithesis of healthcare.
Orion, 19/M, single When he was young he snuck into my engine bay (older wrangler with plenty of space), went all the way to work (1.5hr commute), waited all day (luckily in covered parking), and then popped out when I got home.
The next promise he made was to reduce overcrowding at Disneyland by requiring every man, woman and child to carry a fully loaded pistol with the safety disabled.