einlander

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[–] einlander@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

You must Kick Flip

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

They take 2026 back and you relive 2025.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

I mean they tasted good though...

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Apply it to your teeth and rub your penis on it.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Just let me deliver my load.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago
[–] einlander@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (10 children)

This will make it easier for nefarious parties to just hold onto mail as long as possible before stamping it.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Remove everything after and including the first &

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

No driving a Kia and Party Rocking?

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

And that's why your shoes squeak.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Trump's working on the hunger games stuff.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/paultassi/2025/12/19/trumps-high-schooler-patriot-games-draws-hunger-games-comparisons/

Trump’s High Schooler ‘Patriot Games’ Draws ‘Hunger Games’ Comparisons

“In the fall, we will host the first-ever Patriot Games, an unprecedented four-day athletic event featuring the greatest high school athletes — one young man and one young woman from each state and territory.”

 

Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker says about 70% of the students who leave the state to go to college never return, so he's pushing legislation that would allow community colleges to offer four-year degrees at a discount.

 

Those following Frieren's manga are in for some bad news as the Journey's End hasn't revealed a return date.

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