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Hahaha this is cartoonishly evil, surely it can't be true!

Next you'll tell me Ellison invests in creepy life extension projects and gives an insane amount of money to post-fascist politicians!

At the winter Olympics, no less

Here's to hoping that Bibi can help the wise people of the board of peace finally find the guy responsible for the war in Gaza and stop him! Or maybe at least stop giving him weapons! But the guy is very elusive, it will be a difficult task. Eh, it's only a genocide, it can wait anyway. 🙏

Hello, Jeff Bezos here. Happy to answer questions about my shirt. So:

Yes, I am heterosexual. Very much so. I am very muscular and I drive a humongous truck. I own a ranch in Texas and my wife is a feminine woman, which is the kind of women I love, as a straight man. Nothing wrong about being gay of course BUT I AM NOT GAY. It should be obvious but I like to make it clear. I like guns and trucks and women, and I am heterosexual. Maybe I already mentioned it. I hope this clears any confusion about my sexuality. I mean, my shirt.

Bof.

Contre-attaque fait aussi dans la psychose sur ce coup. Ce genre d'exercices a toujours existé (que ça ait toujours été de la merde ou pas est une question laissée au lecteur). Évidemment que l'armée s'entraîne en milieu urbain. Bin oui, c'est pas nouveau.

C'est pas une question de cautionner ou pas, mais faire comme si Macron avait inventé les opérations urbaines, c'est à la limite de la désinformation.

Ça fait quoi ? 30 ans qu'on a des opérations sentinelle ? Pour ce qui est de la partie vraiment visible par une grosse majorité de la population. Les exercices ponctuels sont relativement communs en métropole (avant on pouvait s'entraîner à balles réelles en Algérie, c'était le bon temps)

Thank you, fact-checking entity from the Internet. I believe your wise words and I choose to trust you, you who use capitals with great discernment. AMEN!🙏

Is this not mandatory? What kind of twisted society wouldn't consider that the most obvious and yet the absolute lowest-level solution?

Rhetorical question, of course.

O2maxxing gang! I'm at 243% oxygen saturation, feeling great!

Nutella is owned by Ferrero, not Nestlé. Still an environmental catastrophe but somewhat morally less bankrupt.

Whaaaa... whaaaaat? What the actual hell is this? Always something new with you medieval people! What's wrong with shouting from outside? I've always done that, it has never failed me

Thanks for taking the time to check!

Aaaaah pEAce, with 'EA'! I see the mistake now. I thought he deserved the prize, but I understand the confusion now, haha. Sorry, sorry.

Who the fuck wants to be on the pEAce board? I understood why they had to pay $1bn to get drenched by the most powerful people in the world, but suddenly it sounds like a scam.