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OK, so the great catastrophe of the 5 little monkeys jumping on the bed was not enough? The doctor specifically advised against this type of behaviour. People will never learn. Smh

If yer bullit 'av a 1% chanz to hit da targit, den 100 bullitz 'av a 100% chanz to hit da targit

- Pythagork

You claim he's not a Great Leader and yet he's elected with 112% of the votes? And he doesn't even boast about the 136% voters turnout, because he's so humble. Please explain to me how a Moderate Leader could do this??? Or even a Slightly Greater Than Average Leader? Only a Great Leader could achieve this 💯 💪 🇰🇵

Bless the USA, you are saved! But a small correction: here in Europestan, where the sharia is enforced, it is not completely forbidden to own a dog, only if you own one you are required to cut its throat and drink its blood before ceremonially firing your kalashnikov from your modified Toyota pickup truck, bismillah. It is known.

I am not especially interested in lego or trains, but that looks awesome! Nice work, cool stuff all around.

- Hey kid, wanna become a martyr?

- Not really, Great Leader...

- To the martyrdom with you, you traitorous scum!

Ah merci, j'avais égaré ma liste de courses. Ce soir Ricard à la Salvetat, c'est dimanche après tout.

Sérieusement, qui boit tout ce pastaga ? C'est hallucinant comme quantités. Bon évidemment on est un pays d'alcoolos portés sur la basse qualité mais quand même ça force le respect des données pareilles.

Hahaha this is cartoonishly evil, surely it can't be true!

Next you'll tell me Ellison invests in creepy life extension projects and gives an insane amount of money to post-fascist politicians!

At the winter Olympics, no less

Here's to hoping that Bibi can help the wise people of the board of peace finally find the guy responsible for the war in Gaza and stop him! Or maybe at least stop giving him weapons! But the guy is very elusive, it will be a difficult task. Eh, it's only a genocide, it can wait anyway. 🙏

Hello, Jeff Bezos here. Happy to answer questions about my shirt. So:

Yes, I am heterosexual. Very much so. I am very muscular and I drive a humongous truck. I own a ranch in Texas and my wife is a feminine woman, which is the kind of women I love, as a straight man. Nothing wrong about being gay of course BUT I AM NOT GAY. It should be obvious but I like to make it clear. I like guns and trucks and women, and I am heterosexual. Maybe I already mentioned it. I hope this clears any confusion about my sexuality. I mean, my shirt.

Bof.

Contre-attaque fait aussi dans la psychose sur ce coup. Ce genre d'exercices a toujours existé (que ça ait toujours été de la merde ou pas est une question laissée au lecteur). Évidemment que l'armée s'entraîne en milieu urbain. Bin oui, c'est pas nouveau.

C'est pas une question de cautionner ou pas, mais faire comme si Macron avait inventé les opérations urbaines, c'est à la limite de la désinformation.

Ça fait quoi ? 30 ans qu'on a des opérations sentinelle ? Pour ce qui est de la partie vraiment visible par une grosse majorité de la population. Les exercices ponctuels sont relativement communs en métropole (avant on pouvait s'entraîner à balles réelles en Algérie, c'était le bon temps)