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Alexander the Great describing Aristotle: "Chaaaaaaaaarge!" (he was not a great listener)

"Cette course aux armements n'est évidemment pas du tout une course aux armements" a déclaré Maud Brégeon, la porte-parole de l'Elysee (ou est-ce du gouvernement ?). "Oui, nous allons augmenter le nombre de nos têtes nucléaires, afin de rester dans la course aux armements, mais ce n'est pas pour gagner, juste pour participer donc c'est plutôt le trophée de participation aux armements que nous visons. Donc oui mais non en fait" a-t-elle encore ajouté dans une conclusion dont le sens échappe encore aux meilleurs logiciens.

OK, so the great catastrophe of the 5 little monkeys jumping on the bed was not enough? The doctor specifically advised against this type of behaviour. People will never learn. Smh

If yer bullit 'av a 1% chanz to hit da targit, den 100 bullitz 'av a 100% chanz to hit da targit

- Pythagork

You claim he's not a Great Leader and yet he's elected with 112% of the votes? And he doesn't even boast about the 136% voters turnout, because he's so humble. Please explain to me how a Moderate Leader could do this??? Or even a Slightly Greater Than Average Leader? Only a Great Leader could achieve this 💯 💪 🇰🇵

Bless the USA, you are saved! But a small correction: here in Europestan, where the sharia is enforced, it is not completely forbidden to own a dog, only if you own one you are required to cut its throat and drink its blood before ceremonially firing your kalashnikov from your modified Toyota pickup truck, bismillah. It is known.

I am not especially interested in lego or trains, but that looks awesome! Nice work, cool stuff all around.

- Hey kid, wanna become a martyr?

- Not really, Great Leader...

- To the martyrdom with you, you traitorous scum!

Ah merci, j'avais égaré ma liste de courses. Ce soir Ricard à la Salvetat, c'est dimanche après tout.

Sérieusement, qui boit tout ce pastaga ? C'est hallucinant comme quantités. Bon évidemment on est un pays d'alcoolos portés sur la basse qualité mais quand même ça force le respect des données pareilles.

Hahaha this is cartoonishly evil, surely it can't be true!

Next you'll tell me Ellison invests in creepy life extension projects and gives an insane amount of money to post-fascist politicians!

At the winter Olympics, no less

Here's to hoping that Bibi can help the wise people of the board of peace finally find the guy responsible for the war in Gaza and stop him! Or maybe at least stop giving him weapons! But the guy is very elusive, it will be a difficult task. Eh, it's only a genocide, it can wait anyway. 🙏