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[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I like how we've invented a vast incomprehensible machine that can't do words good. A large language model that cannot model letters.

Literally any Markov Chain could output better than this by scanning a telephone directory, but ten million of the finest servers Microsoft can assemble have to slurp up the entire Jordan Aquifer to put out this dogshit.

[–] hello_hello@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago

Borts out here perfecting the evrart look already.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

chefs-kiss Fooby Furtus Jorch Jort Borts Børk

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

Ah yes, Aiden McDichael, Aiden Sweemey, Briaden Archideld, Bootus Smorin, Borts McSriff, Borts Mixon, Bhuiʋem McRlwain, Chunus Chamgerlain, Asheliigynne Nogilny, Jorch Smehrik, Jort Dugnutt, Hunby Dustice, Claгбег Gride, Shamp Dourque, Humers Furcotte, Hammin Wesrey, Hoƀem Truk, Ϝooly Rortugal, Furևs Sandaele, Broop Dandleton, Hogby Sernandez, Shirmp Bonzalez, and last but not least Fꚙby and Foob Soodgewynn.

[–] Moonworm@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Aiden confirmed as fake name

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

The worst part was that every substitute would get them confused. It didn't help that they'd switch clothes halfway through class.

[–] SaniFlush@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

We need to order more Bort license plates

[–] 666PeaceKeepaGirl@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago
[–] SootySootySoot@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I assumed these were all meant to be like 14 year old kids, but Chunus and Jorch out here with their full beards really ruin that theory

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago
[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago

I just assumed high school seniors because some of them looked like people I remember from my graduating class lmao. I even knew a guy that was a dead ringer for the second Borts, except he had the hairstyle of Reese from Malcolm in the Middle.

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

maybe it's congenital

[–] Des@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago

don't forget ole Hunby

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

Borts Borts Bhumem Chunus Asheliigynne

data-laughing

[–] VirtualBread@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Most racially diverse Midwestern high school

[–] ped_xing@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

Mister Hoɕem, please!

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago (3 children)

kept a straight face until Bootis

[–] triplenadir@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

you managed to not laugh at "Aiden Aiden Briaden"? superhuman self-control

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago

it took restraint

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago
[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago

so yeah, i only got 4 names in and immediately laughed at the first broken one

[–] goose@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

Bootus and Borthead

I do not recognize the faces in the water

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

asheliigynne

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

is-this Is this AI generated NFTs?

[–] VapeNoir@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago

My son is also named Borts

[–] Tychoxii@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago

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[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

AI yearbook lol. such good and helpful technology thank god we have it.

Idk if that's the take to be had from this. When someone uses the pen to draw an utterly silly picture, would you tell us that about pens too?

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I mean the humor here is all in the things that the AI accidentally does because the technology doesnt quiet work. They didnt ask for silly names. Thats just the type of text that these bots produce when you ask them for words.

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Idk, i seen AI pics with normal text already. I guess it's about what and how they used. If just asked to generate class album pic from nothing then no wonder it came out extremely silly. There's also question of proper tools, if you want class album, you would want a photo camera more regardless of AI ability.

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago

Can't get this image out of my head and I just thought of an alternative title: biblically accurate teenagers.

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] grendahlgrendahlgen@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago

I'm Ashelügynne. It's a family name.

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

Oh man, Humers was such a class clown. "Humorous Humers" we called him.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago

Republican name generator go brrr

[–] ExotiqueMatter@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 7 months ago

The names are the best part.

Asheliigynne

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago

Gold mine of enby names right here.

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 7 months ago

Fooby looks like dollar store Kyle Rittenhouse

[–] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago

They all look related