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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Okay but thats kinda the point of the ad. Sadly i dont like cheese but i might try out the gymnast crotch cheese πŸ’€

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

You don't even eat that part of the wheel tho...

[–] socsa@piefed.social 1 points 5 hours ago

You soak it in marinara sauce

[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago
[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 0 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Well i could still lick it no?

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 11 hours ago

It is going to taste like cheese.

Are you also in the market for some bathwater or something?

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 62 points 18 hours ago

She’s sponsored by Big Parma

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 49 points 19 hours ago (6 children)

I'm so autistic that the idea of mixing any kind of food with bodily greaseholes is beyond horrendous to me, even if it's something other than stinking cheese. Like, I’ll happily chomp on whatever bodypart you want me to, but if you first drizzle delicious syrup on it, forget it. Food and sexjuices are non-overlapping magesteria.

[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 13 points 13 hours ago

Food and sexjuices are non-overlapping magesteria.

Brand new sentence!

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

[Γ—] The French hated that.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 10 points 17 hours ago

non-overlapping magesteria

My SIDES

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Relax, nothing will be mixed. Parmesan crust is not edible.

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

People often cook with the rind, and it is absolutely edible.

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 17 hours ago

Ok TIL, thanks

[–] nyctre@piefed.social 4 points 19 hours ago

But sweet and salty mix is so good tho

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 0 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

You know that's how we probably got cheese? Some woman with a yeast literally put her hand in the yeast area, then in the milk container and created cheese accidentally.

Or feet! It could have been a guy with the most stinky feet. We just don't know.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

I thought it was nomadic people carrying milk in animal bladders or something

[–] groet@feddit.org 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

100% this, but animal stomach and not bladders. Because stomachs contain rennet which are the enzymes that are used to make cheese. Cheese is not made with yeast. It very certainly is not related to a woman with a yeast infection ...

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 6 hours ago

Ah! That makes way more sense!

[–] undefinedValue@programming.dev 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Cheese requires some stomach enzymes or something like that, making it wildly unlikely the first cheese was human derived.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 0 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

So more like "honey! I gutted the cow like you asked, where should I put the guts?.... Oh put those in the milk and let that sit for a few months in the cool part of the cave!"

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

They put the milk in animal stomachs because they're fairly easy to make watertight.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

The ancestral plastic bag.... But you must murder an animal.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 4 hours ago

I mean if it's a short term thing I suppose you could have them drink a bunch of it and then puke it up at your destination. I've done that as a kid after drinking a bunch of milk and then going running around in the hot sun.

oh damn πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 66 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Oh god it's e-girl bathwater all over again but now it's gymnast straddle cheese.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Wasn't some influencer selling cheese made from her vaginal yeast?

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Sounds something Gwyneth Paltrow would do.

Or was that vagina candles?

[–] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 10 hours ago

The goop-queen is into genocide denial these days

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

What a joke.

Should have made beer.

[–] LikeableLime@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

That happened too

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 23 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

It's terrible...these prices. I'll take the first wheel.

[–] tea_n_typewriters@lemmy.world 16 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

β€œThis cheese smells like feet!”

β€œSir, that cheese wasn’t in the photo.”

Really doesn't narrow it down, does it?

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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

"all over again" as if it ever stopped lol

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 points 12 hours ago

Found the bathwater subscriber.

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[–] volore@scribe.disroot.org 13 points 20 hours ago

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 13 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I’d rather the second from the right myself.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

Good point, SatansMagottyCumFart!

[–] ynthrepic@lemmy.world 10 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

I'd rather the one under her crotch.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 13 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I’d rather have sex with this woman

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 4 points 11 hours ago

Well that escalated quickly

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 7 points 21 hours ago

I never thought I'd say this, but I'm a center-right kinda guy.

You mean the one under her asshole?

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 18 hours ago

Italian national rugby team has an official meat sponsor

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 3 points 18 hours ago

Mike Bass, it will cost you everything

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