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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 72 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Oh god it's e-girl bathwater all over again but now it's gymnast straddle cheese.

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It's terrible...these prices. I'll take the first wheel.

[–] tea_n_typewriters@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

“This cheese smells like feet!”

“Sir, that cheese wasn’t in the photo.”

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

Really doesn't narrow it down, does it?

[–] MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago

I need to make sure what website people can purchase this so I can stay away from it.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"all over again" as if it ever stopped lol

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Found the bathwater subscriber.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Wasn't some influencer selling cheese made from her vaginal yeast?

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Sounds something Gwyneth Paltrow would do.

Or was that vagina candles?

[–] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 weeks ago

The goop-queen is into genocide denial these days

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What a joke.

Should have made beer.

[–] LikeableLime@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

That happened too

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Well on the one hand, cheese is delicious.

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Pommel horse cheese is where it's at.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Do whatever you want to your horse, keep me out of it.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 71 points 3 weeks ago

She’s sponsored by Big Parma

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 55 points 3 weeks ago (20 children)

I'm so autistic that the idea of mixing any kind of food with bodily greaseholes is beyond horrendous to me, even if it's something other than stinking cheese. Like, I’ll happily chomp on whatever bodypart you want me to, but if you first drizzle delicious syrup on it, forget it. Food and sexjuices are non-overlapping magesteria.

[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 21 points 3 weeks ago

Food and sexjuices are non-overlapping magesteria.

Brand new sentence!

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 11 points 3 weeks ago

non-overlapping magesteria

My SIDES

[–] nyctre@piefed.social 5 points 3 weeks ago

But sweet and salty mix is so good tho

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Relax, nothing will be mixed. Parmesan crust is not edible.

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

People often cook with the rind, and it is absolutely edible.

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

Ok TIL, thanks

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

[×] The French hated that.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I’d rather the second from the right myself.

[–] ynthrepic@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I'd rather the one under her crotch.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I’d rather have sex with this woman

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago

Well that escalated quickly

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

I never thought I'd say this, but I'm a center-right kinda guy.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You mean the one under her asshole?

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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Good point, SatansMagottyCumFart!

[–] volore@scribe.disroot.org 13 points 3 weeks ago

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Okay but thats kinda the point of the ad. Sadly i dont like cheese but i might try out the gymnast crotch cheese 💀

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

You don't even eat that part of the wheel tho...

[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] socsa@piefed.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

You soak it in marinara sauce

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well i could still lick it no?

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It is going to taste like cheese.

Are you also in the market for some bathwater or something?

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[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

Italian national rugby team has an official meat sponsor

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 3 points 3 weeks ago

Mike Bass, it will cost you everything

[–] successfulgreen126@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

oh damn 😂😭

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