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Do they have that one cool game where you play as a 15-year-old child trying to escape Epstein Island, or the other one where you mindlessly black out hundreds of thousands of lines of text while ironically mumbling “fidelity, bravery, integrity” to yourself over and over?

Marx?

*opens article*

Marx.

Pete Hegseth is insufferable even to his own.

I assumed it was a prerequisite for the job.

I remember coaches and gym teachers that would STOP COUNTING when counting reps and you did bad form.

The military does the same thing during testing.

“44…45…46…46…all the way down…46…46…”

That’ll be $430, please pull up to the first window.

This summer, from the producers of “Fuck Them Bikes” comes the heartwarming tale of a small-town mayor fighting against all odds.

“Just One More Lane Bro”

Surely this will make the people accept these.

No one who speaks German could be an evil man.

“Low IQ,” “low IQ person,” “totally low IQ person,” “very low IQ individual,” “seriously low IQ person”