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Could I get four double cheeseburgers, one of them with no pickles, two large fries, one large onion rings, two 99 cent twist cones, and a large coffee with 2 cream 4 sugar? (lemmy.world)
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[–] TraipsersWill@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Would you order me a large coffee, black, while you're there?
I almost have the tire changed.

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Maybe at other locations, but we dont serve onion rings here...

[–] lemmygarden@lemmy.today 2 points 11 hours ago

How many people in your party?

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 6 points 15 hours ago

Sir, this isn't a Wendy's.

[–] yxc999@lemmy.ml 3 points 14 hours ago

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[–] tea_n_typewriters@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

That’ll be $430, please pull up to the first window.

[–] onlooker@lemmy.ml 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I think you probably can, yes.

[–] mbp@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 hour ago

But may you? No.

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 3 points 15 hours ago

drive to the second window

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 13 hours ago

No

[–] prostatitis@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

And then?

[–] beliquititious@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 15 hours ago

Would you like anything to drink with that?

[–] tyler@programming.dev 2 points 15 hours ago

Can I have a junior western bacon chee. A JUNIOR western bacon chee, I’m trying to watch my figure.

[–] Leeks@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Nobody is stopping you.