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Could I get four double cheeseburgers, one of them with no pickles, two large fries, one large onion rings, two 99 cent twist cones, and a large coffee with 2 cream 4 sugar? (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 weeks ago by Krudler@lemmy.world to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 9 points 3 weeks ago

Sir, this isn't a Wendy's.

[–] tea_n_typewriters@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

That’ll be $430, please pull up to the first window.

[–] onlooker@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think you probably can, yes.

[–] mbp@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

But may you? No.

[–] yxc999@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago

drive to the second window

[–] lemmygarden@lemmy.today 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How many people in your party?

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I decline answering

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe at other locations, but we dont serve onion rings here...

[–] tyler@programming.dev 3 points 3 weeks ago

Can I have a junior western bacon chee. A JUNIOR western bacon chee, I’m trying to watch my figure.

[–] beliquititious@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

Would you like anything to drink with that?

[–] prostatitis@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

And then?

[–] Leeks@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Nobody is stopping you.

[–] spacegoat@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Yes send me $33 over Venmo

[–] bleustenns@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago

Make me make it. Pussy. Ptchough.

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No

[–] TraipsersWill@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Would you order me a large coffee, black, while you're there?
I almost have the tire changed.