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[–] 58008@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I'm so autistic that the idea of mixing any kind of food with bodily greaseholes is beyond horrendous to me, even if it's something other than stinking cheese. Like, I’ll happily chomp on whatever bodypart you want me to, but if you first drizzle delicious syrup on it, forget it. Food and sexjuices are non-overlapping magesteria.

[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 14 points 18 hours ago

Food and sexjuices are non-overlapping magesteria.

Brand new sentence!

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 10 points 22 hours ago

non-overlapping magesteria

My SIDES

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

[×] The French hated that.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

You know that's how we probably got cheese? Some woman with a yeast literally put her hand in the yeast area, then in the milk container and created cheese accidentally.

Or feet! It could have been a guy with the most stinky feet. We just don't know.

[–] undefinedValue@programming.dev 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Cheese requires some stomach enzymes or something like that, making it wildly unlikely the first cheese was human derived.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 0 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

So more like "honey! I gutted the cow like you asked, where should I put the guts?.... Oh put those in the milk and let that sit for a few months in the cool part of the cave!"

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

They put the milk in animal stomachs because they're fairly easy to make watertight.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

The ancestral plastic bag.... But you must murder an animal.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 9 hours ago

I mean if it's a short term thing I suppose you could have them drink a bunch of it and then puke it up at your destination. I've done that as a kid after drinking a bunch of milk and then going running around in the hot sun.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I thought it was nomadic people carrying milk in animal bladders or something

[–] groet@feddit.org 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

100% this, but animal stomach and not bladders. Because stomachs contain rennet which are the enzymes that are used to make cheese. Cheese is not made with yeast. It very certainly is not related to a woman with a yeast infection ...

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 10 hours ago

Ah! That makes way more sense!

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Relax, nothing will be mixed. Parmesan crust is not edible.

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

People often cook with the rind, and it is absolutely edible.

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 21 hours ago

Ok TIL, thanks

[–] nyctre@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago

But sweet and salty mix is so good tho