People forget to eat their food while they watch something?
Tattorack
Build bicycle infrastructure.
Palantir. The network of seeing stones infamously compromised by just one bad actor. Drove a man completely mad with depression and doomsaying.
Yes, let's name our security surveillance company after it.
The funniest thing is a security company called "Palantir". If they had actually read the books they'd know how ironic that name is... Or ironically on point.
Have you considered self hosting Matrix?
But... But... They pinky promise it's all secure, and that they won't hold any of your data! You can't trust a pinky promise? You monster!
Fresh radishes are very tasty. I like them better as a planty snack than carrots.
Or, you know... Burn it all down.
I can, actually. My stepdad and mom are both conspiracy theorists. My stepdad the kind that believes in deep states and global control agencies, my mom the kind that believes in occults and Graham Hancock history.
Ooooohhhh, so like.. The Epstein Files is like The Neo-Bible for oligarchs and fascists.
*Temu versions of our food.
Just like their knock-off version of rugby.
YARR!