KairuByte

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[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 12 hours ago

God I hate that. “Alexa turn on sleep” was a reliable “turn on sleep scene” until “Alexa Plus” came around, and now it randomly assumes in trying to tell it goodnight and tells me to have a good night.

Same with “sixty minutes” being immediately parsed as “sixty minute timer” and now sometimes simply results in a “what about sixty minutes?”

They’ve lowered the success metrics and satisfaction a whole bunch, but don’t fret you can now hold a “conversation” with it! Complete with logical contradictions!

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Knowing what time it is now, and telling the user the timer has completed, are two separate things.

How useful is a “oh by the way your timer ended three hours ago” tacked on to the end of the next interaction?

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Yeah, surprisingly even at those speeds, you’re looking at over 4 hours from one side of the US to another.

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 19 hours ago (6 children)

No, you misunderstand. It is literally impossible, with current technology, to achieve the desired metric because of the sheer size of some countries.

Even if you somehow managed to have a fleet of Blackbirds at your disposal for instant public transport, it would take well over an hour to reach one end of the US/Canada to the other, just as an example.

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Hawaii is a 10/11 hour flight from certain parts of the us.

Alaska is 11/12 hours to Florida, 14/15 to Puerto Rico.

Even if you don’t want to include those, it’s 6/7 hours from Seattle to Miami.

Yukon to Newfoundland is 6/7 hours.

These exclude boarding times and such.

Even if you went with current high speed trains, and exclude continental breaks between land masses, you’re talking about quite a few hours.

Good luck staying horny that long.

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 20 hours ago (16 children)

Literally impossible in certain countries.

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Prolly buys her stuff there too.

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I don’t believe there are any truly hairless mammals?

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

Why did you cross post a three year old post back to the same community?

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago

Tbh it’s more likely that they were avoiding the expletives in general than trying to sane wash.

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This is a weird hill to die on.

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You’re talking about a collective “they” and the ultimate result of a whole bunch of slippery slope bullshit.

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Issues with iOS 26 B1 (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/voyagerapp@lemmy.world
 

Wondering if anyone else is having issues with the latest dev beta? The app “works” but any sort of navigation using the tabs results in a blank screen. Can kinda work around it by going to “add” a new account then backing out immediately.

Seems to happen on direct voyager website access as well.

Edit: Screen rotation seems to work as well.

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