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Reasons the ocean doesn't suck:

It imploded that submarine full of billionaires.

I hope you warned him about how much worse razorburn/itchiness is for that area.

I find it to be itchy as fuck so I just knock it down with the trimmer but leave enough for that not to happen.

Easier to imagine a pretty woman wanting to hurt me than imagine one wanting to kiss me.

He's more of a toes guy.

It's certainly one of the reasons I don't want them. Can't do a lot of the things I enjoy with kids around and the stuff you can do gets worse with children constantly interrupting.

We have tons but yea other people should help them. Fireflies are dope.

Got off school for that when I was a kid. Big fan.

Why isn't he looking where he's shooting

The devs rushing the game out half added results in them getting $225M. So they have incentive to be shitty too. I don't know enough about any of them to say which is more likely but that logic goes both ways.

A couple months ago I had a big ass fly buzzing around my room and annoying the shit out of me for like 2 hours. Then the pitch of it changed and sounded more frantic so I looked up and a jumping spider was murdering it in the corner of my window. If I could have high fived that little guy I would have.

Sorry. My brain is buffering.