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Put a sticker over the button and a default mapping in the software and none of them would have known the difference.

Definitely. He just wears his tennis shoes all the time though.

On the plus side bourbon has been cheaper this year. Which is nice considering how much more of it I've been drinking to cope with all this shit

I don't but my dad does. His excuse is that just wearing socks he always steps in something wet. To which I had to wonder "Why is stepping in wet shit such a common occurrence at your house?"

I once got "I wish you were taller 😟", literally seconds before I was going to put it in. I'd be lying if I said that didn't take the wind out of my sails. This was someone I'd been with for like a year and slept with many times previously too.

Why not grind the country to a halt for all the shit he has already done?

Work will be horrible either way. Might as well squeeze out as many hours of free time as I can.

Let's get out of here before one of those things kills ensign Ricky!___

Fuck that guy. I'm gonna go buy a box of corn flakes and eat it while I jerk off all day.

Why wait? He's already telegraphed his intentions since he got in office. Why let him consolidate his power all the way til the elections happen (or don't)? There is more than enough shit he's done to justify removing him from office.

Cough in Trumps mouth first.

I wouldn't say it's normal, I think that's just cope from people who're scared of being alone or can't afford to live separate.