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I will move to a place with no one around me.

Yes, explain why should your coworkers suffer for your inability to manage your life? You can bitch about the situation being a result of capitalism and you're not wrong, but the reality is at the ground level, when someone has to leave early or call off all the time it's their fellow coworkers that are getting fucked with more work.

I think I'd be fine with it if they did it on Monday at like 10 am instead of during the weekend.

Same. I used to tell people I second hand smoked.

At the rate prices are going up I'll never be able to retire. So, fuck those kids.

How is "I don't want to do extra work to cover for your ass because you can't balance your personal life and your job" a problem capitalist stance?

It was shit in high school too. College was alright.

You've never served, how about you go first you fucking cunt has been.

Sorry, I'm not going to have sex with someone that would do it for the amount of money I'd be willing to pay for sex.

My VPN is as cheap as ever.

Sweaty beers are the best beers IMO. I can take or leave the sand part though.

If I could find a girl that just wanted to stay home and fuck all the time I would be ecstatic. It's always "don't go out but also I only want to sit around watching boring TV shows".