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[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 134 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

This wasn't the revolutionary part about Newton's conception of inertia. It was the counterpart: that an object in motion will tend to keep going forever unless acted upon. This was pretty staggering in a world where an arrow fired from a bow (below escape velocity, you snitty little pedants) will slow down and fall to the ground.

[–] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 44 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The prevailing theory in Europe at time was still Aristotle’s idea that a force was necessary for objects to remain in motion. The theories on how an arrow or any other thrown object remained in motion involved an impromptu Rube Goldberg contraption involving the object and the atmosphere.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 10 points 2 days ago

a force was necessary for objects to remain in motion.

Pretty much every science fiction film too. With very few notable exceptions.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 29 points 2 days ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (3 children)

You picked the wrong pedants. Bows are shot, not fired

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 49 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Bows aren't shot, not unless you're doing it wrong. You shoot the arrow, the boat should stay in your hand.

[–] notabot@piefed.social 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You loose an arrow, not shoot it. Pedantry ahoy!

[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 days ago

Actually... pushes up glasses... the word shot is Middle English and describes the flinging of a projectile, including from a bow. It predates the use of gunpowder weaponry and derives from the Old English gesceot.

[–] skeptomatic@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Akchooally, "ahoy" is derived from, "chips ahoy", where chips are not thin potato slices nor potato sticks, but pieces of chocolate.

[–] ieGod@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ackshulie they're called chips not because they're chunks of chocolate but rather because they resemble Chip Gaines' finished products.

[–] Rug_Pisser@piefed.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Hmm, I'd like to invest in pedantic internet comment chains please.

[–] T156@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh, I've been doing it wrong all this time. No wonder my bows are cross.

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[–] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 17 hours ago

Indeed. I blame swipe typing and too little review

[–] lengau@midwest.social 2 points 1 day ago

You're a pendant!

[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

They didn’t pick jewellery.

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[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 2 days ago (3 children)

These are the same people that believed in spontaneous generation - that life just popped into existence from nonliving matter, such as dirt, grain, or dirty clothing. It wasn't considered fully disproven until the 19th century.

As uneducated as many people are now, they're practically savants compared to your average person just 200 years ago.

[–] Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just read the opening parts of the bible and you begin to understand how backwards peoples knowledge was in the past.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 10 points 2 days ago

Read the novel [or watch the movie] 'The Name of the Rose' by Umberto Eco.

One of the themes of the story is showing the shift from educated Europeans getting their knowledge from ancient books to them doing science and investigating the world.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Does the big bang also count as spontaneous generation?

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

The big bang describes the expansion and cooling of stuff, not the origin of that stuff.

Like the theme to the terrible sitcom says:

“The whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started”

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago
[–] Semjeza@fedinsfw.app 1 points 1 day ago

Uncertain, as no one knows about the causes or condition before it.

That's the nice thing about science, it just says what the evidence shows and is happy to label the rest: TBC.

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[–] BenevolentOne@infosec.pub 12 points 1 day ago

I'm looking at a copy of Newton's principia and it's pretty obvious from the first chapter that y'all are fucking idiots. (Except OP, OP is cool).

Try reading it sometime. Imagine leveling this kind of critique at any other book you've never read.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 28 points 2 days ago (6 children)

I almost feel like this when hearing about "war"

"Have some sort of strategy"
"If at all possible have a larger army than the enemy"
"If step two is not possible, see step one"

This is basically the whole book.

[–] saimen@feddit.org 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)

There is one point in it I found actually useful even today in everyday life. It was something like: When you have surrounded or entrapped your enemy always leave them a way out for retreat so they won't fight as hard as if their only other option is defeat/death.

[–] yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago

Woah, that hits hard. I guess I'll have to read the book now...

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

A good lesson for people that seek to assert absolute authoritarianism over folks. Corner folks too hard and given no viable alternative, desperation drives unexpected outcomes.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 23 points 2 days ago

Maybe it was more a manual a general could hand to the rich dumbass in charge who was about to bet everyone killed and say "please review the wisdom of the great sage before making your battle plan."

[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's because it was written at a time when nobles were considered the only natural choice of leadership class, so you've got military forces being lead by people with zero practical military knowledge. It's literally meant to be babies first strategy and logistics guide.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I think this is the most important factor, but at the same time anyone responsible for complex tasks should be well familiar with the value of a simple list of the task's fundamentals. It's not that they don't know these principles, but that reminders can break tunnel vision or prevent simple mistakes born of complacency.

[–] credo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Hmm. There was also:

  • If you don’t know if you can trust them, kill them
[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

TBF it’s technically a Daoist philosophical treatise, rather than a how-to on war. To really understand it you have to look at it from that perspective.

[–] weps@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

if combat is required it is best to be victorious

[–] LetThereBeNick@lemmy.zip 24 points 2 days ago

There is a subtle genius in establishing the concept of "net force" as something that can be treated mathematically, and that fully predicts an object's motion. He framed the problem

[–] Daryl76679@lemmy.ml 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean living on Earth where things fall for seemingly no reason at all, that’s pretty damn revolutionary

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Revolutionary like the Earth going around the sun

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

Do not speak such heresy!

[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 20 points 2 days ago (3 children)

That's a pretty gross oversimplification of inertia. The more mass an object has, the more energy that's required to accelerate it.

The genius lies in the understanding that a heavy object, once moving, will prefer to continue moving than come to a rest. This is why an 18-wheeler needs more distance to stop than a small car. Some people's intuition tells them that a heavy object will come to a rest quickly.

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[–] Zarobi@aussie.zone 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why are we A.I. upscaling all the memes now? It looks so bad

[–] SpatchyIsOnline@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This version of it has existed for years. Earliest uses of the "upscaled" (but probably redrawn/traced version) go back to 2019 when the original blurry version was causing issues on Twitter and Reddit being marked as NSFW for some reason

[–] Zarobi@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Fair enough. There's been a lot of upscaled memes appearing on Lemmy recently, just my luck I comment on the only non-A.I. one

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

holds up stone

let's go of stone

stone starts moving to the floor

Explain this, Isaac!

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The World is suffering a Dunning - Kruger epidemy.

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[–] BigBoyShuanzee@aussie.zone 3 points 2 days ago

At least he's not that creepy pedo Shakespeare.

When Shakespeare makes up 500 words for one of his crappy plays he's called a hero.. When I drunkenly say a word that doesn't exist I'm called a drunk lunatic.

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