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hard to be moved by this
Kind of an understatement, the bomber NOT crashing would literally be the bigger disaster
Stuff like this reminds me of how the Demon Core acquired memetic infamy for killing a bunch of people, when people should remember that its original intended purpose was to murder many thousands of civilains before Japan surrendered
It's funny when weapons end up killing the people that tried to use it. Like how the Sig Sauer was designed to kills dogs and unarmed minorities but it instead shoots cops in the groin. Karma is a funny bitch.
Wile E Coyote trying to get the Road Runner with some form of catapult or mangonel and it fires directly upwards and down on himself.
would be a shame if it happens again
Would be a shame if it happens a third time
Planes crashing more than in GTA San Andreas.
Like in SimCity 2000 when I zoned dense commercial right at the end of the airport's runway
I never thought watching the empire crumble would be this much fun!
Anybody got a translation?
google translate renders it as
Sounds chill, lol.
The text wasn't written properly, every letter is detached.
I think it might also be backwards.
Everyone is dead
World is a fuck
The B-52 is in ashes
Holy Shit! 
Nice. There's only a couple of dozen of these left, they stopped making them back in the 60s.
Idk, could be underestimating how many were made
A lot were made but quite a few were shot down by the VPAAF and quite a few are also in boneyards used for parts to keep others flying.
Yeah that's the real question. Although in crashes like this not as helpful to help replace parts.
Honestly when saw first headline thought it was just a minor engine failure then hard landing not this
Premature false flag 
Wait so the love shack band is dead or what
A Plane Crash is a little ol' thing where
Everybody dies in fire!
Plane Crash, baby
Never get in a plane, bay-bee
Never get in a plane baby!
Plane Crash, Plane Crash!
If got a plane it’s as big as a whale and it’s about to faiiiillll
For a second I was wondering if this was a hit by an Iranian missile, but unfortunately it's in CA and the IRGC isn't quite that cool.
And Congress is about to hand the Pentagon $1.5T when $800B isn't enough to keep their planes maintained and flying.
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The state of that thread, holy shit. It really is indistinguishable from 4 Chan
The new Havana syndrome
And nothing of value was lost. 
It's terrible that these eight got to die quick, painless deaths.
Did they die instantly? There is a chance they burned alive lol
Hopefully time slowed down so their last moments of panic and burning felt like an eternity
Threatening people with the eternal torment of hell is often done too casually and without gravitasse. With this in mind, I hope the unending divine punishment to be inflicted on the imperial forces is unthinkably worse than our puny human conception of what hell is.
Rookie mistake, before taking your 70+ year old car/sailing vessel/aeroplane out of the garage and take it out for a spin, you gotta check it to make sure it's in good condition.
Claude said it was fine, so...
"You are absolutely right."
it’s not like it’s an F-35, it was supposed to be safe
not the person killer!
Good.
Pretty crazy that some dipshit almost fulfilled most Californians desire to wipe Bakersfield off the map.
How this shit evaporated like that? Was full of fuel and carrying bomb?
it crashed right after takeoff, so yes, it was full of fuel
Jet fuel can evaporate steel beams
you know steel is too heavy to use for an airframe, right? a b-52 is mostly aluminium.
I said because of the 9/11 meme but yeah is an alloy with titanium, aluminium, steel and other metals.
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what if it just did that?
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