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[–] ivan@piefed.social 119 points 1 month ago (14 children)

Damn, how do I become a man now that I never subscribed to Joe Rogan's podcast in the first place. 🌝

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 57 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You were born one already! Congratulations.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 4 points 1 month ago

β€οΈπŸ˜…

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[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

That makes you sexier. πŸ™‚

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

You were born a man

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Right? I don't even know what his voice sounds like.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you must know, do it by watching NewsRadio instead of his podcast.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I was JUUUUUUST about to say that!

Most of the cast is incredible.

.........and then there's joe rogan and andy dick.

[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

imagine the dumbest pothead from your high school, 40 years later, but still hasn't had any mental or emotional growth. that's what he sounds like, and also coincidentally what he is (no hate to my fellow potheads ftr, but there's a stereotypical tone and cadence and he's got it)

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[–] pticrix@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You are a Übermensch. different category altogether.

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Send them a letter registered mail with delivery confirmation that says only "unsubscribe' on a postcard. Have it be a really silly postcard, maybe about possum?

Anyways that's how I got my ninth and tenth testicles (going for that baker's dozen!)

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

You need to sneak into the cave where Joe Rogan lives and steal one of his vapes. If you can do this then you will become a man.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 5 points 1 month ago

You have to subscribe, then unsubscribe

[–] Jaycifer@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago

By unsubscribing from r/kotakuinaction, Ayn Rand, or whatever manosphere-equivalent thing you flirted with as a naive teen or young adult.

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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 65 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have a friend that started saying some weird stuff. I asked if he listened to rogan and they said that he's great and got defensive right away. I wonder if they ever figured out how I knew they listened to rogan or thought about it at all.

[–] nao@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Getting defensive means they know it's bad, but somehow still pretend to themselves it's not?

[–] 8oow3291d@feddit.dk 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Not always. For example, if I were "caught" eating pig meat in a Muslim country, I would probably be defensive. Without that actually meaning that I genuinely thought there were anything bad about eating pig meat.

As an analogy, you can in theory be defensive about watching Joe Rogan without genuinely thinking there is anything wrong with Joe Rogan.

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[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (13 children)

Huh? Is this how people interpret defensiveness? That's wild to me. If someone told me they thought it was a good idea for them to steal all my stuff and kill me, for instance, you best believe I'm getting defensive. People get defensive when you attack something they want to defend.

Edit: to be clear, all I'm saying here is that people can get defensive about something without secretly thinking its bad. I despise Joe Rogan and I think his listeners are dumb.

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[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 4 points 1 month ago

It means they haven't faced their shadow, let alone integrated it.

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[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 month ago

When you realize that you actually just feel bad for most people, and then it turns back to hate for the billionaires who have been pulling the strings for thousands of years...

🌍 πŸ”« πŸ§‘β€πŸš€

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (5 children)

And real mean never subscribed in the first place

[–] tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Never shame people for getting better... It's counterproductive and honestly weirdly spitefull, why are you not just happy they saw the light?

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm not going to sneer at someone because I started on 3rd base and they started in the battery's box

[–] 5wim@infosec.pub 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The battery to like, power the baseball machine

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[–] cuerdo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I used to listen to Rogan a lot. Because IMO he is a great interviewer and he was great at creating a casual environment.

His interviews with Burr and Chapelle were great, and I love the one with Tarantino.

I did not follow on his UWF fights nor the conspiration videos, since I am not into that.

I never had him as a valid political interlocutor so I did not disengage until he overtly supported Trump. Then the mask was completely off and it was obvious that he is a grifter.

Rogan is a very skilled influencer, he is very smart and he has his guests doing the talking.

When I disengaged, I notice how often he is recommended innsuggestions, exactly like the "WOKES OWNED" kind of wideos.

He is another part of this machinery that the Elites have created to divide and conquer the plebes.

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[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I've never listened to one of his podcasts.

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I did one better. I cancelled my Spotify the second they signed him.

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[–] teegus@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Consider checking out "The know Rogan experience", a podcast that listens to Rogan and points out all the crazy stuff being said

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago (10 children)

Nah. Those type of podcasts don't interest me even in the slightest. I prefer entertaining ones. Stories being told and acted, interesting facts, etc.

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Want to know when you become a man? It's when you stop trying to be one and be yourself.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Joe Rogan is also responsible for why the stand up comic scene is so garbage now. It’s nothing but Joe Rogan style right wing bros, doing the same stupid style of comedy.

[–] Zetta@mander.xyz 10 points 1 month ago

Joe Rogan is a comedian??

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

Imbeciles have bought their way into the presidency, and bottom-tier comedians have bought themselves into gatekeepers of comedy. Next they're going to tell me absolute fucking morons have bought their way into the top of Big Tech..

[–] oppy1984 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

During lockdown we were getting slammed and I was working 10 - 11 hour shifts and was finishing all my podcasts and had run out of audiobooks. So just needing something to listen to while I worked I gave his show a shot. Listened to two episodes and then signed up for Tidal and just started listening to music instead.

[–] MrKoyun@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Joe Rogan was so bad bro left podcasts as a medium entirely

[–] Alandrus_Sun@ttrpg.network 9 points 1 month ago

This got a good chuckle out of me. I remember I hit that button when he interviewed some scientist for the third time asking if the moon landing was fake.

I'm still shocked he kept gaining popularity. He's such an idiot.

Apparently I was born a man. Still feel like a child though...

[–] ViolentMiracle@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

There's no need for emphasis on gender they simply become a decent human being.

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

Still nothing but right trash!

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Jamie, look that up.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I used to listen to Joe Rogan. Till I went to university and was around actual smart people. Not just fart huffers

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like this one. Since I have never subscribed to any podcast my man card is still in play.

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[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As a boy that listened to Joe Rogan I became a man after his antivegan episode.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I haven’t listened to it, but Jesus fucking Christ people who are performatively β€œcarnivorous” and want you to know about it are infinitely more tedious and pathetic than the preachiest of vegans.

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[–] quarkquasar@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I still can't believe the lunkhead electrician from News Radio became so influential.

Andy Dick ended up being the better person, after all.

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[–] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

does that work for a girl too? Does it come with free testosterone?

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