jaschen306

joined 1 week ago
[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

I think someone should invent a magnetic mouse

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

thud oh sorry, brb..... my mouse just slid off my table.

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 6 points 17 hours ago

I laughed so hard I peed myself

Setting up tailgate is such a chore

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He has good comedic timing. I enjoyed him onSNL

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I have my own company that helps companies websites. There is a company called 6sense that scares the crap out of me. They are able to use Facebook, insta, and reddit. They are able to assign an id to you, even in incog.

They have some crazy algorithm that can eventually match you to the real you. Then stick you in a cohort to sell to you.

Even if you use brave or Firefox. Doesn't matter.

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Adam Levine

He is such a dick in real life.

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Oh god. Snow-white's failure is mostly her fault.

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 days ago (3 children)

It's a deep throating joke.

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 35 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Because the taste buds are in the front of your tongue, not the back of your throat.

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