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Damn, how do I become a man now that I never subscribed to Joe Rogan's podcast in the first place. π
You were born one already! Congratulations.
β€οΈπ
What if I was born a baby? Can I still be a man on some Tuesdays?
Anytime your want!
That makes you sexier. π
You were born a man
Right? I don't even know what his voice sounds like.
If you must know, do it by watching NewsRadio instead of his podcast.
I was JUUUUUUST about to say that!
Most of the cast is incredible.
.........and then there's joe rogan and andy dick.
imagine the dumbest pothead from your high school, 40 years later, but still hasn't had any mental or emotional growth. that's what he sounds like, and also coincidentally what he is (no hate to my fellow potheads ftr, but there's a stereotypical tone and cadence and he's got it)
GOOD. Donβt look for yourself, itβs every bit as unmanly as it gets.
You are a Γbermensch. different category altogether.
Oy what a mensch tho
You need to sneak into the cave where Joe Rogan lives and steal one of his vapes. If you can do this then you will become a man.
Gold star man
You have to subscribe, then unsubscribe
Send them a letter registered mail with delivery confirmation that says only "unsubscribe' on a postcard. Have it be a really silly postcard, maybe about possum?
Anyways that's how I got my ninth and tenth testicles (going for that baker's dozen!)
By unsubscribing from r/kotakuinaction, Ayn Rand, or whatever manosphere-equivalent thing you flirted with as a naive teen or young adult.
Non binary
Octal
Same way a cub scout becomes a boy scout, I suppose.
I'm proud of you, bro.