Italian vs sushi? It's more like, microwaved hot dogs vs dog shit in a paper bag that someone tossed on your doorstep and lit on fire.

What's the green stuff?

Single women live longest

You broke my magic streak of never having had a mental picture of trump masturbating. I didn't know how special that was until it was gone, and now I want it back.

Sometimes you trip into other people's bad days. OP didn't say anything wrong.

Is wine not proof of creationism? Pretty sure there was wine in the bible and I've definitely seen wine irl. Checkmate.

It could also be based on any random tall dude dying from getting hit in the face by a flying rock, rare medical condition or not.

Lol I'm not saying this is definitely real, but it's completely plausible that an otherwise socially competent person freezes up when someone grabs them wantonly and unwantedly. And I fully believe that someone who would do that in the first place would also not stop when they're told no.

I read it as he wanted the opportunity to consent

Thank you. My takeaway is that this is salmon puberty. I wonder if they, too, stare at themselves naked in the bathroom mirror and feel weird.

I have privacy concerns about this meme

At least they r each used correctly.