Astronut

joined 1 week ago
[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

3” razor strap with all our names written on it. My wife had to force me to go to my mother’s funeral!

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 5 points 16 hours ago

Couldn’t even use dang as a replacement word. She made my world the hell she was trying to keep me away from.

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 12 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

You’re absolutely wrong about them. They’re far right PILES of shit, not pieces.

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 5 points 17 hours ago

Asshole Intelligence is going to be the end of us!

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 12 points 20 hours ago (5 children)

60 years ago I came home from my first day at grade school afraid to tell my mother my teachers name was Mr Dam because I was sure I would get my mouth washed out with soap. ‘‘Twas rough times back long ago!

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 7 points 20 hours ago

I’d probably have to put in a few extra hours a week to pay that back. Problem is, I’m retired!

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

Still nothing but right trash!

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

The less you know

The less you have to do!

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

How are you gonna protect your face from bees if you remove them or put them to the side? And why ain’t the ear straps adjustable!

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It’s the only water I drink. At most, I drink two or three bottles of water a year but I drink about 6 big cups of coffee a day so there’s my only water intake.

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 days ago

So you’re gonna be up in everybody’s business sniffing out crime!

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 112 points 2 days ago (23 children)

Yea but you’re still hungry for another car an hour later!

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