Ikr? How is wine measured in slabs...

So this is what true evil looks like...

Chupacabra makes sense, those damn mexican goat thieves.

Bohemian rhapsody - it's one of the greatest songs ever made, just curious to see how it would retard the progression of music.

I genuinely feel like that is one of the dying north American traditions

Most cleaners hope those bottle are empty or filled with water.

All they had to do is say all the tables are reserved. Not "leave!!! You ugly!!!"

Huh thought he only did rock

I stopped buying consoles after they wanted to charge me to use the internet. That's not how this works.

Cuba. Cuba has the most educated population in North America, more doctors per capita then almost any other nation. The only reason they're struggling is because America's embargo. They want stuff too.

Had no idea busty Natalie Portman was missing in my life, but now I do.

Oooh boy....