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This ability of the sorcerer will wipe any one song of your choosing from the pages of history, as if it never existed! Gone from our reality. They were going to do it anyway, but they're making you choose.

Which song would you pick?

(If you really can't narrow it down to one, then try narrowing to three)

~picture credit goes to zenart07 , DeviantArt~

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[-] Juice@midwest.social 3 points 31 minutes ago

Dude Looks Like a Lady by Aerosmith

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 2 points 57 minutes ago

The logical search goes ..Mexico. accordion music. Then you pick from there. Specially the ones about the drug lords would be better removed.

But if we could go back in time and find whoever brought accordions over the puddle...you sonobabich. You think you had a good life since you're already gone, but one day we'll go back to fix the leaks on your boat.

It's a toss up between accordions and trumpets. One of them is gonna go titan or titanic first thing if I get to travel back in time.

[-] MECHAGIC@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago

The "oh no oh no" high pitched "song" from TikTok that plays from my mom's phone when I'm about to sleep

[-] theherk@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

I’d improvise one on the spot. just to prevent the erasure of others’ art. Nah, fuck that; Baby Shark can die.

[-] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Happy birthday song.

Now it's even more awkward as everyone must stare in silence in front of the cake 😈

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

The song that never ends, A paradox will occur wiping out of existence.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 0 points 1 hour ago

That's a wizard. Anyway I'd be nice to trace back the origin point of rap and get rid of that. I hate that stuff.

[-] Encode1307@lemm.ee 1 points 40 minutes ago

You and I will never be friends

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Just pick anything from 21 Pilots. I'd wipe them all out if I could, but deleting one is at least a step in the right direction.

[-] kibiz0r@midwest.social 1 points 2 hours ago

Maybe the COPS theme song, cuz I think it did a lot to popularize the show and that was some mega-potent copaganda that did long-term damage.

Maybe Horst-Wessel-Lied, for similar reasons.

[-] CentauriBeau@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

The Beatles - Number 9. Such a ruinous track on an otherwise wonderful album.

[-] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 hours ago

Crazy Frog.

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Santa Baby. Frickin' hate that song...

[-] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 6 points 4 hours ago

"If I Could Turn Back Time" by Cher, thus proving to her for a fraction of a nanosecond that her premise was actually possible after all, before every trace of the tune ceases to exist.

[-] x00za@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago

That stupid background music for "chad" tiktok videos.

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Praise You by Fatboy Slim. I hate that song so much I have to turn it off whenever I happen to come across it. It's the drawn-out repetitive tones.

[-] ramsgrl909@lemmy.world 0 points 1 hour ago

American Pie - Don McLean It never goes away.... it's everywhere!

[-] SpikesOtherDog@ani.social 9 points 5 hours ago

I'm just a kid who's four Each day I grow some more I like exploring, I'm Caillou

So many things to do Each day is something new I'll share them with you, I'm Caillou

My world is turning Changing each day With mommy and daddy I'm finding my way Growing up is not so tough 'Cept when I've had enough But there's lots of fun stuff

I'm Caillou, Caillou Caillou, I'm Caillou

That's me!

[-] Onionguy@lemm.ee 35 points 6 hours ago

No one's gonna say that marraiah carrey christmas song? Ok i'll say it, tha marraiah carrey Christmas song.

[-] a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 20 minutes ago

Last Christmas is a close contender tho

[-] janus2@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 hours ago
[-] Ragnarok314159@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 hours ago

Everyone in retail will worship you.

[-] Zonetrooper@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

This is the way.

[-] spacemanspiffy@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

I got a feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night.

But also so many more.

[-] A7thStone@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

The boys are back in town. I never liked the sing to begin with, but when I first started my apprenticeship I was working in a valley that only had a couple of radio stations and the only one I liked was a classic rock station. Apparently one of their DJs loved it though. They would play it every day at the same time, just when I was getting out of work and getting on the highway to head home. It ruined my afternoon for about a week until I realised they were going to play it everyday, and I just started my ride home in silence. It still irritates the shit out of me when I hear it now.

[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Oh! I got a similar story. My first roommate in college had a Police CD, Every time you got in it started at the first song, Roxanne... He NEVER changed the CD.

I never was a big fan but by the end of the year I hated that song.

[-] dnick@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

it is such a pathetic song....remember that one time that guy did a thing and we just died laughing? remember that? That was cool....

[-] esc27@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

4′33″. I hate that melody and would rather just listen to silence.

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[-] d000d@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 hours ago

Baaaaby SHARK! Do-da-dooo, baby SHark…..

[-] zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago

Kokomo. It's just the worst.

[-] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 34 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

1-877-CARS-4KIDS

K.A.R.S CARS FOR KIDS

1-877-CARS 4 KIDS

DONATE YOUR CAR TODAY

runs screaming off a cliff, smiling through tears

[-] Masamune@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Now accepting donations of land, buildings, and other forms of real estate!

Can I please donate the real estate this occupies in my brain.

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[-] johsny@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

Jump, van Halen.

[-] circledsquare@fedia.io 1 points 3 hours ago

One of Jack Johnston's earlier songs. They all grated on me from the first listen, but they also seemed to follow me everywhere.

[-] theherk@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Thank goodness you didn’t say Jack Johnson.

[-] circledsquare@fedia.io 1 points 1 hour ago

I typed it correctly 3 times and my autocorrect changed it each time.

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