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[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

“it gets leaked” - eg, someone posts it as revenge porn, which is the case for a lot of sex tapes being “leaked”?

Something about this meme just feels like it’s trivializing sex crimes.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 19 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Because removing an audio track from a video file is impossible

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 8 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

No probs, I got you, just film all your sex tapes while cosplaying as Disney characters

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

So just normal, then?

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 0 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

And if it's someone like Lilo it will be taken down for CSAM as well which is a double whammy

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

But it would totally change the mood

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 13 hours ago

This is a popular strategy for police brutality.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 61 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

That's actually why I have mickey mouse tattoo'd on my cock.

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 27 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (3 children)

😂 The only Disney character to recently become public domain. I don’t know how your cock rolls re: copyright/left

[–] sinextitan@lemmy.world 19 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

wrong. the first issue of Mickey Mouse has become public domain. not all of them.

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

« wrong » 😂good thing pedantry hasn’t been copyrighted or home-joking could have killed the comedy industry.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

I rarely cringe this much here on Lemmy, both your comments are just embarrassing.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 3 points 13 hours ago

Mickey rolls regular, left leg. Otherwise he's be goofy.

[–] blackbelt352@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago

Not quite. Mickey Mouse is still a trademark of Disney, but the actual animation of Steamboat Willie is in the public domain, so using the mouse in a way that promotes brand confusion is a no go but using Steamboat Willie is perfectly fine.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

You're taking the mickey, aren't you?

[–] imadethis@fedinsfw.app 1 points 5 hours ago

Benefit of a good stretching routine, obviously.

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 11 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Cops do this when people film them now.

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 7 points 12 hours ago

Yeah, many of them are quite arrogant about it too, doing it, but that film is taken off YouTube because Google is the enemy. I saw a link a video of them doing it in LA, on Reddit, I forget which sub, but there WAZs a lot of talk of how widespread it was went pretty deep in the comments it's a widespread practice.

[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 19 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

Not enough - Sound can easily be removed from videos. You need to make sure there's licensed Disney IP littered around the room, and ideally involved in the sex act(s). Maybe dress like a Star Wars or Marvel character. Better yet, one dresses like a SW character, and the other(s) dress like a Disney Princess™. Also, have Fantasia or Sleeping Beauty, one of the classics, playing on the TV in the background. Make "Disney" the kink theme of the video. Make it a category keyword on the upload. Include the full proper character names everywhere you can. Really ensure that target is as big as you can make it.

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 hours ago

Penis cannot stay erect in this environment. Please send help.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 14 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Add Nintendo characters in the background for guaranteed takedown requests.

[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Ooh. Swap one of the participating characters for Mario or a Ninja Turtle… I have to go.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

Ok this is just a major production now. If I’m putting that much effort into it I WANT it to leak online

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 2 points 14 hours ago

Wow, spoken like someone that has dedinitely done this before.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago

Disney understands the Streisand Effect and would let it lay unless it got too popular or became a meme or something. Nintendo has porn lawyers who will scrape the dark web for any victims. Fuck in front of a green screen with a Smash Bro tournament playing on the green screen.

[–] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 19 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Do you want to build a snowman?

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Let it go! Can’t hold me back anymore!

[–] Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip 2 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Reminds me of this parody I was dying laughing at when it came out.

[–] imadethis@fedinsfw.app 3 points 5 hours ago

Holy hell, thank you for that laugh. I needed it.

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Oh that’s hilarious.

[–] antsu@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Just play Hotel California.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

You expect me to fuck for more than 6 minutes?!

[–] antsu@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 hours ago

You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leeeeeeeave!

[–] Eddbopkins@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

That's genius

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

jokes on you, I always have children's movies playing in my sex tapes.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Anyone else find it weird when there's a pic of a hot guy showing his wanger, but he's obviously in his kids room, or their toys are all over the bathtub? Like, we can assume you're a DILF without needing to know their actual favorite Marvel characters. Anyway. Amateur porn always a bit weird.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

guilty pleasure is average moms who take steamy pics with their messy house in the background. I'm talking clothes piles, toys scattered, etc.

so. fricken. hot.

I want dirty pics of average women.

[–] rImITywR@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Can You Feel the Love Tonight is a top tier smush song

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Found Doug Judy’s account

[–] IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 0 points 15 hours ago

i often think about the writers' dissolusionment with making copaganda and the fact that they had their main character assist in a convicted felon's escape.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 points 17 hours ago

Also, make sure you’re dressed like Goofy.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 points 16 hours ago

Im the king of the swingers

[–] BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social -1 points 12 hours ago
[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 1 points 16 hours ago
[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

The most disturbing part of that is the revelation that Goofy apparently has anatomical skin flaps and organic buttons as part of his ass.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2 points 13 hours ago

Body modification is a legitimate lifestyle choice.