[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 1 hour ago

That's the first hour. Yes.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 1 hour ago

Certainly a special entry in the yearbook!

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Pizza from a specific pizza place near me. I get the free choice pizza (5 toppings of your choice) but load it with extras. My usual is:

  • 15" Deep pan
  • Spicy Pork
  • Spicy Pork
  • Spicy Beef
  • Spicy Beef
  • Jalapenos

plus.

  • Pepperoni
  • Ham
  • Bacon
  • Meatballs
  • 2 x doner kebab meat
  • Fresh green chillies

I'm hoping one day they'll name it after me and offer it on the menu.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Rain! Mad for it, I am, our kid. Sorted, safe, I swear down.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 4 hours ago

If you want to learn how to use chopsticks, get a couple of friends together and order some really nice Chinese food. Serve it in bowls or on plates on a small table with you and your friends gathered around with a pair of chopsticks each.

The rules of the game are simple:

  1. you can only eat what you can get to your mouth using chopsticks.
  2. you can steal food off someone else's chopsticks with your own.

You will quickly learn how to use the chopsticks!

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 4 hours ago

I always keep my onions in the refrigerator and never have issues cutting them.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 16 points 9 hours ago

So? How was it?

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 9 hours ago

Oh yes, so it is! I'd forgotten that particular Python sketch. Thank you!

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 points 9 hours ago

It's me slightly misremembering this exchange from Kuffs:

George Kuffs : I'm looking for a really big gun which holds a lot of bullets.
Gun Salesman : God bless you, young man.

Maybe the 'very fast' bit comes from a different quote from a different film.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 11 points 1 day ago

“I want a big gun that fires lots of bullets very fast.”

“God bless you, son!”

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 50 points 1 day ago

This is just a shitter version of the joke featuring George Osborne.

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Nearly porcetta (feddit.uk)

I did (not authentic 'cos I don't like fennel seeds) porcetta at the weekend for my lot and my wife's brother's family. A couple of notes: 1. that skin/crackling was an absolute flavour bomb, 2. the leftovers were disappointingly scant.

Album of progress.

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Because they just love to arrrrrrrgue!

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submitted 2 weeks ago by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/rpg@lemmy.ml

The RuneQuest Starter Set contains everything you need to play RuneQuest, the world’s best roleplaying game of gods, cults, magic, family, and fantasy!

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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/runequest_glorantha@feddit.uk

The RuneQuest Starter Set contains everything you need to play RuneQuest, the world’s best roleplaying game of gods, cults, magic, family, and fantasy!

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submitted 3 weeks ago by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/recipes@feddit.uk

Score! Found some guancale so naturally I made carbonara. Hands down one of my favourite pasta dishes.

The recipe is pretty simple (for which, read there’s nowhere to hide).

Serves 4 people.

Cooking time: about half an hour.

Ingredients:

  • some guancale. I like it sliced thin so you get slivers of flavour, but some like it cubed. How much? I used about 100g.

  • 500g of pasta. Spaghetti works well here, but bucatini is better.

  • Egg. I like to do 1 egg yolk per person plus one whole egg per two people. So, for four, four yolks and two whole eggs.

  • Black pepper. Freshly ground. More than you think.

Now some people will tell you that’s all you need (and all you’re allowed for an ‘authentic’ carbonara) but I also salt the pasta water and use some of it in the final saucing.

  1. Boil a lot of salted water. Add the pasta. Cook it.

  2. Meanwhile, in a heavy based pan, fry the sliced guancale (or pancetta, or if all else fails some unsmoked streaky bacon). You need something like a cast iron or enamelled Le Creuset because we need heat retention later.

  3. Also meanwhile separate the eggs, loosely whisk and then start grinding black pepper and grating cheese. Grind slightly more black pepper than seems sensible and add it to the eggs. For the cheese I like to use a 50/50 mix of parmesan and pecorino. I don’t know amounts but if your pasta takes about 8 minutes then grate, stir pasta, grate, stir guancale, grate, repeat, until there’s about one minute left on your timer.

  4. With one minute to go scoop up a cup of the pasta water. Then make sure your eggy cheesy peppery mixture is nicely combined.

  5. When the pasta is done, turn of the heat on the guancale. Drain the pasta and then add to the guancale, tossing it until all the pasta is coated in the oil.

  6. Add half the reserved pasta water to your cheeggy mixture and stir well to temper the it. Then pour into the pan with the guancale and pasta. Stir it! You want the egg to gently cook in the heat of the pan, but not scramble! So stir it, keep it moving until it’s barely saucy. Then add the rest of the reserved pasta water again and stir again until it hits a creamy but not wet consistency.

  7. Serve with some more freshly ground black pepper.

No photos because you want to eat this while it’s still hot! Maybe next time.

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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/andfinally@feddit.uk

... I mean, the boat's at the bottom of the sea, bit late to be worrying about health and safety now!

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Chicken Shawarma (feddit.uk)
submitted 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/cooking_with_fire@feddit.uk

Chicken thighs marinaded overnight in:

  • ¼ cup lemon juice
  • ¼ cup white wine vinegar
  • ¼ cup olive oil
  • 1 cup plain yogurt
  • 8 cloves garlic, minced
  • 1 teaspoon dried oregano
  • 1 teaspoon paprika
  • 1 teaspoon ginger powder
  • ½ teaspoon allspice
  • ¼ teaspoon ground coriander
  • ¼ teaspoon nutmeg powder
  • Salt and pepper to taste

Cooked on a joetisserie on a Kamado Big Joe 3, then taken off the skewer, given a minute or so over direct flame to give a little colour all over and chopped.

Served with:

Spicy pickled red cabbage
Tabbouleh
Zhoug
Labneh

And a sort of Greekish salad.

Bonus picture, some bay leaves harvested from my bay tree, washed and drying for later.

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I dry brined the wings overnight with a simple barbecue rub (salt, pepper, paprika, ground cumin, ground coriander seed, onion powder, garlic powder, mustard powder).

I brought the Kamado up to 180'C/350'F.

I put the wings on over a deflector for about half an hour then moved them over direct heat, turning frequently, for another ten to fifteen minutes.

Then I served them for saucing to individual taste (I like Buffalo, wife likes BBQ, daughter likes plain).

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