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Chapotraphouse
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No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
The new SEO face is just the Tucker Carlson constipated expression lmao
<-imagine this but with zoomer mullet
I can't tell if I find it less or more annoying than the old SEO pog face
I think I just hate SEO thumbnails in general
STOP DOING THINGS THAT MAKE ME THINK YOU'RE DYING 
Hey, quick question. Do games made by Rockstar Studios count as nostalgia slop because that company has been making the same shit since the 90s, or does that term only apply to games with cartoony artstyles?
I'm not actually trying to be snarky, maybe it's the neurodivergence talking, but I have no idea what the rules are on what is considered 'nostalgia' because there doesn't seem to be any solid rules. It just seems vibes and aesthetic based to me.
I like Dark Souls, that game is over 10 years old, should I feel guilty for still liking that yet?
There are no solid rules
Got a new Gunpla for the backlog! The motherfuckin' ZGok! Soon this silly looking fucker with a hilarious name shall decorate a shelf!

People i work with have turned not putting things back where they go or where they found them into a skill, they're amazing at it.
injured my knee somehow while doing some much needed early spring cleaning, big yowch :(

CA Update!
I've reserved some screen real estate for the UI. Only the "game" portion of the screen renders at your framerate, the rest lazy-updates only when you click it. This was more difficult than it sounds.
I can not for the life of me get those letters properly aligned. I've tried every single tutorial and example I can find on the internet and they are ALL wrong. The only thing I can think of is manually identifying which letters are off (they are all off by 1 pixel) and manually adjusting them, but that's too much work for a placeholder.
Next update is the titular "n body gravity". Hopefully before the weekend is out I'll be showing off creating planets with sand.
i started following the most patrick bateman linkedin users to gawk at them but tbh seeing their posts is spiking my cortisol 
my stupid little skinny cat only wants her damn food when I put it up so the fat one can't steal it! once it's up, she annoys me for it! but then she fucks off and leaves it!!!!
I swear I have the circadian rhythm of a stardew valley farmer. I just hit a certain time of night and collapse where I stand.
look at crispyfern over here bragging about their perfectly tuned circadian rhythm that they could plan a perfect life around no I'm not mad 
phone call that easily could have been an email when phone call was requested my first thought was that there was a huge emergency 
it is february 20 and stalin saved the world from fascism
What the weather is like where Im at

You seem to be minutes north of me
Yeah and I think I'm a tiny bit further north still, looking at my forecast. We could all probably throw rocks at each other.
Demoman: OOOUAH HA HA HA killbind
It's fucked up that I became a chef right when my mom started to get sick and basically not be able to eat or enjoy anything nice I could make.
I've got a lot of feels for you. I don't cook much. But my fondest memories of my mother are us in the kitchen cooking together when I was growing up. I was her assistant. As I aged I became the one that could handle the hot things and cut the big things, as she lost the ability to. Anyway, when I'm feeling down I turn on some old music and cook and dance and sing, and cry and hope my roommates stay in their rooms.
Same
She always cooked wonderful food for us, with a lot of love, and I could never repay the favor at my own place before she died, one of the things that makes me the saddest when I am missing her.
POV: me on a Friday night

"Gorgon" is just ancient Greek for Monster. "Demo" is ancient Greek for People. So "Demogorgon" would be Monster of The People.
Godzilla is a Demogorgon.
well i didn't vote for 'im
Starfleet Academy has given us our first male main character wearing the skirt uniform.
Also it's good, like a live action Prodigy.
TNG had at least 3 dudes in skirts including Picard
Are you talking about the dress uniform? The only male character to appear in the regular duty skant uniform in TNG is a background extra early in season 1.
It usually takes me like three days to come up with a new username for anything, but my current brain state has allowed me to come up with like 20 pretty good ones in the last hour. No, I am not writing these down, I choose to believe my brain is now permanently fixed, and next time I need a username it will be easy.
The bus driver I have today is super nice. Calling out the other busses that are passing by, asking if anybody needs to get on them and making extra stops to make sure people are able to get on their busses. She's driving slower, but that's just making it so she can actually stop where it's needed. Generally just doing things that make sense.
god bless whoever invented aspirin/paracetamol/caffeine combination drug
HARD agree
Tylenol 3 w/ caffeine is the good stuff though, I probably wouldn't have survived my teen years without it (chronic migraines)
I wish I knew of good anti-migraine medication in my teen years. Life was sad before I found my beloved a/p/c
Got my Ruger mini 14 recently, tested it out on the range for like 20 min. Felt soooo good. So much fun
They should add phlog pyro ult in rivals/overwatch
rivals/overwatch
They're already doing a crossover?
Jrpgs generally have bad story but good gameplay actually
Theres a reason ff1-ff5 has like barely a story (ok ff4 has but its still generic)
cw death dying cancer etc
My mom doesn't even know yet. I just got a text from my dad asking everyone in his contacts not to text her about her condition until he and the doctor can talk to her. Now I have to try to work for 5 more hours with the knowledge that my mom is dying and doesn't even know it yet and will, I assume, be told at some point today


I was out of my anxiety meds for a few days (I'm supposed to take them 3 times a day and it's really easy to accidentally take them 4 times in a day) and I finally have them back, I feel so much better.
GrapheneOS finally got proper RCS support!! Now I can switch back on my Pixel 8a, will prob do that this weekend. Between this and trying out bazzite on my HTPC I'm at a very FOSS time in my life
Woke up late for my job interview this morning, I feel so fucking stupid. Oh well, at least nobody sent money on my mutual aid post so I don't have to deal with financial guilt over it. The job would have had me waking up super early, and with my anti-psychotic that probably wouldn't have worked out anyways. I need more sleep than most people so waking up at 4-5am isn't really feasible.
no chat Bernie don't hate me he's just like that
I like to thank my good friend life long republican Mitch McConnell