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As Kurt Vonnegut wrote in his poem “Joe Heller”:
True story, Word of Honor:
Joseph Heller, an important and funny writer
now dead,
and I were at a party given by a billionaire
on Shelter Island.
I said, “Joe, how does it make you feel
to know that our host only yesterday
may have made more money
than your novel ‘Catch-22’
has earned in its entire history?”
And Joe said, “I’ve got something he can never have.”
And I said, “What on earth could that be, Joe?”
And Joe said, “The knowledge that I’ve got enough.”
Not bad! Rest in peace!

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[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 1 points 4 hours ago

There actually are a few rich folks that see the need for more taxation at the high level and such. They sorta get there is only so nice money can make their lives before you get to the point where the earth in general has to get better to improve their quality of life. Many though seem caught up in some sorta game to have the most. Stan ridgeway has a great line in his I want to be the boss song about that. I have said before that I could only get so rich because if I got to a certain point im not going to be chasing that stuff and would chill like the my space guy.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 hours ago

No money can’t buy taste.

Not worrying about money can make you happy. Billionaires seem to be only worrying about money.

Not having to worry about money and not worrying about it can make you happy and healthy.

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago

He could have started a peaceful revolution, helping millions of people.

Instead, he's knocked up a bunch of women, hates them all (and his children), and spends his days bitching on "Twitter".

GOOD JOB

[–] ToTheGraveMyLove@sh.itjust.works 60 points 15 hours ago

This is a man who feels compelled to lie about being good ad video games. He's one of the most pathetic human beings on the face of the planet.

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 14 points 12 hours ago

This fucker could use his money to actually help people. Everyone would love him. He could be the most popular person in the world. He could be so happy doing good.

[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

‘Tell him we will pray for him.’ ‘He needs your prayers.’ ‘Is he, then, an unhappy man?’ Poirot said, ‘So unhappy that he has forgotten what happiness means. So unhappy that he does not know he is unhappy.’ The nun said softly, ‘Ah, a rich man…’ Poirot said nothing—for he knew there was nothing to say…

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 3 points 11 hours ago

The Apples of Hesperides

[–] jontree255@lemmy.world 26 points 14 hours ago

Stay miserable you fucking Nazi loser.

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 34 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah we know. We saw the letter rejecting his request to rape girls on Epstein Island. Maybe if he had more money? Guess we'll never know. Poor fella

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 7 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Dear Elon:

I must decline your many requests, and stress that I would like you to stop contacting me. Since you have been so relentless, I will be extremely candid with you: You look like a Goblin, on a good day, and the very thought of you naked is horrifying. You will terrify the girls, who are, after all, only little kids. It's hard enough to get them to cooperate with having sex with fat old men without having you stalking around the room like a naked obese Gollum with a bad haircut.

It's a NO, and it will always be a NO. Please stop contacting me.

JE

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 6 points 12 hours ago

Money had nothing to do with that. He wasn't invited because he's an unlikable nerd. 

[–] basketugly@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Take a small example, a tip from me, take all of your money give it up to charity.

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Life a'lovin, life a'lovin, come back to me..

[–] Randynippletwist@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 10 hours ago

Come on guys we know elon did it the wrong way

[–] CombatWombatEsq@lemmy.world 24 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

You know, that money isn’t making Elon happy, but it could make quite a few a people currently in credit card debt quite happy…

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 16 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

We're humans, social creatures. A lot of happiness we experience comes from human connection

There is nothing more isolating than climbing to the top on a pile of everyone you ever knew.

Money in significant quantity brings isolation

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 4 points 14 hours ago

Especially when there's plenty of ~~Russian~~ Mossad kompromat.

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

All the money in the world and he just had to go fucking around in politics and then our government.

I swear people like this just do not have good real friends in their life to ground them.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 4 points 13 hours ago

That's Trump's problem. And Biden, Clinton, Bush (1&2), Obama, Reagan Nixon... All the way back. For the elderly, I would argue elder abuse, additionally.

[–] AshMan85@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

Fuck that pedo

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

Well if the money isn't helping you I'm sure there's many others it would WOULD help...

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 10 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (2 children)

Lifestyles of the rich and the famous
They're always complainin'
Always complainin'

[–] X@piefed.world 6 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

If money is such a problem
Well, they got mansions, think we should rob them

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Robin Leach strangled a young lady

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 8 points 15 hours ago

That's right Elon and you will NEVER be happy because you are trash. You should be like Hitler in 1945.

[–] compostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I have some ideas about how to make them enjoy themselves less

[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 3 points 13 hours ago

I have some ideas about how to make them enjoy themselves more.

[–] Klox@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago

So there's no arguments from him that he'll be made unhappy if we take it all from him. Maybe we can make him more unhappy, which I'm willing to live with.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

I get it. All that money, and he still has to pay women to be surrogates to breed his organ donor offspring. They certainly won't have sex with him under any circumstances, no matter how much money he throws around.

Not that it matters, because even if he could get a woman to put down her 10 foot pole and consider actual coitus, he couldn't perform anyway, reportedly due to his wang won't work due to botched enlargement surgery.

You just know he is funding cutting edge research into penis transplant surgery in some weird lab somewhere. Watching a lot of porn, probably got his eye on a couple of candidates right now.

Don't you feel sorry for him?

[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

With a working penis a rich guy like that could certainly buy a lot of temporary happiness, getting BJs from sexy whores and stuff. But since he says he can't we can assume he doesn't have one.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 16 hours ago

Hmmm, I think I should get some lunch.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

law of diminishing returns apply, better split 1 happiness into 10 million happiness, more bang for the buck

[–] Herr_S_aus_H@lemmy.zip 1 points 12 hours ago

The Apartheid-Pedo shall eat shit.