mmmm copaganda
this post was submitted on 25 Jan 2026
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ICE may shoot me dead but at least I'll die with a National Guard donut in my hand,
That feeling when vegan and no last meal 
i wonder how long it will be before ice call the bluff and murder someone in sight of a guardsman
bangbangbangbang... bangbang bbaanngg
Two National Guardsmen respond.
"Oh, shit. Geez - they sure pumped a lotta bullets into that woman. What do we do???"
"I dunno. Hand out more donuts?"
"At the very end - how many shots was that? Two?"
"Three? Maybe four? We gotta wait for the instant replay."
"The what?"
"The videos. The videos, dummy."
This is actually the better alternative where their bootlicking instincts don't take over and they instantly light up whoever ICE is shooting
Yeah, they’re going to start blasting protesters at some point, might as well lube them up with coffee and donuts.
Please don't ask us what we were doing during the summer of 2020.
A quip at r/Military/
Hearts and minds.
If the national guard handed me coffee and a donut, I would take it as explicit confirmation that they weren't gonna help me against ICE
Woo! Obfuscation of state-sanctioned murder of civilians pizza party!
cool now the more competent fascists have arrived
hardly would call the national guard more competent
they're doing basic counterinsurgency that ice/cbp haven't bothered to do. the bar is extremely low
Maybe I'm paranoid, but this seems like an opportunity for someone to do a false flag attack that would justify full military occupation. Again, maybe I'm paranoid.
If Trump and his cronies were competent - they would have already done a false flag.
I think they may have already tried several times just that they're so far detached from reality that they false flagged things nobody really cares about. Like Charlie Kirk, faking that assassination attempt on trump, I think there was a xitter hack they tried to make a hullabaloo about...
It's pan o plomo. There isn't a need for a false flag to justify it if liberals see the occupation force as their friends.
with enough patience they won't need to manufacture anything (though they still might)
Some woke vet with ptsd will naturally do it. Best of luck to them.
I mean yeah, they aren't federalized. This is exactly the thing that Waltz would have them do in an attempt to de-escelate.
Yeah this is actually an interesting development.
immediately jumped to think of this meme
American troops hand out coffee and doughnuts to iraqi civilians in an attempt to win hearts and minds, 2007, colourised
Tell them to defect and join the revolution.
Ask if you can have their NODs.
Ok so they're going to do the whole "we tried to be reasonable, we tried to de-escalate" routine first and then they're going to escalate to mass crackdowns and violent military occupation to enforce a stop the protests.
This is portfolio building for a plan that's already in place. The plan is to make the protests look bad when it escalates despite their attempts at being "reasonable" and "nice".
If actual protestors won't escalate they'll use their own double agents among the protestors.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
This feels like the first frame of a "how it started vs how it's going" that's going to do huge numbers in about a week.
I won’t eat your microchips you have to inject me with them.
This will probably work on libs
Literally I'll give you a doughnut to fuck off
The worst part is libs will fall for this sappy horseshit, as if any of those treats came out of the pockets of these weekend warriors
