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i wonder how long it will be before ice call the bluff and murder someone in sight of a guardsman
bangbangbangbang... bangbang bbaanngg
Two National Guardsmen respond.
"Oh, shit. Geez - they sure pumped a lotta bullets into that woman. What do we do???"
"I dunno. Hand out more donuts?"
"At the very end - how many shots was that? Two?"
"Three? Maybe four? We gotta wait for the instant replay."
"The what?"
"The videos. The videos, dummy."
This is actually the better alternative where their bootlicking instincts don't take over and they instantly light up whoever ICE is shooting
Yeah, they’re going to start blasting protesters at some point, might as well lube them up with coffee and donuts.