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For the longest time every place that was called a coffee house had at least one group of people there at all hours who were planning to overthrow the government, so I'm gonna say whatever they were serving there.
some still do

a nice cup of clean warm water
a nice cup of clean cold water
thats anti-communist beverage propaganda!
Heavily leaded water seems more likely to cause a revolution than clean water.
No that causes aristocracies
I love water but would prefer it slightly cold lol
why warm tho? Why not a room temp?
According to the Huangdi Neijing it brings balance to the body's internal energies, aids digestion, promotes blood circulation, and overall is just better for your health than drinking cold water

Irish Carbomb
Definitely gotta be a top alcohol answer!
milk liberates the shit from my stomach at a rapid rate
Tea in a Soviet podstakannik

I've been building a small collection of these since I found out about them. Cool little pieces of art mixed with function.
Nice gotta get one of these for my daily tea cup now lol

Cuba Libre
Rum and lemonade! 
Cuba Libre, you dolts
vegan russian with a splash of beet juice concentrate for color, call it a Red Specter 
The piss of the girl reading this right now
Maybe shochu. It has its own version of The Red Flag.
民衆の酒焼酎は 安くて回りが早い The people's drink is shochu; it's cheap and goes straight to your head.
soup
Water
Faygo.
If I learned anything from Capital, it’s that the revolutionary drink is a gallon of brandy (serve with a yard of linen, or perhaps a coat)
Hot pot soup broth. "You can't be a revolutionary if you don't eat chilies." - Mao Tse-Tung
Miller Highlife
Drip coffee, black (or with milk)
Where I grew up everybody called tap water "council juice"
monster
When I was a kid we had Cuba Cola.
As in when you were a kid you were having the Cuba Libre aka Rum and coke?

red star baijiu
(personally can't bring myself to drink the stuff mind you

I'm excited to see real answers but I'm going to get the ball rolling with a less than serious one
prison hooch
moscow mule mmm ginger beer
Maybe it was COVID-related temporary nerve damage, but the first time I had a Cutwater vodka mule, I had this phantom ginger taste in the back of my mouth for like a week afterward. You could say there was a specter haunting, you know, the thing.
Cut water mule is like the worst mule I’ve ever had tbh so not surprised
lol… bro… you drink LIQUIDS??? 😂😂😂 uh ooookaaaay.
i drink KNOWLEDGE.

