Cud & Tith’s Death and Dismemberment Thursday Movies night, Anime Edition: Vampire Hunter D (1985) (1h20m) and its sequel, Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust (2000) (1h43m) at 4:30 PM US EDT

Ending a bit early as I have to leave for something

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These books caught my attention and I’m curious about reading them, but they are also dauntingly long, so I’m looking to watch the movies and see if I like them enough to put the time investment into the books. To me, they looked like a very weird and creative twist on vampire stories so I have high hopes.

Vampire Hunter D (1985)

Vampire Hunter D (Japanese: 吸血鬼ハンターD, Hepburn: Banpaia Hantā Dī) is a 1985 Japanese original video animation directed by Toyoo Ashida from a screenplay by Yasushi Hirano. It is based on the 1983 novel of the same name by Hideyuki Kikuchi.

The film is set in the year 12,090 AD, in a post-nuclear holocaust world where a young woman hires a mysterious half-vampire, half-human vampire hunter to protect her from a powerful vampire lord whom she is being forced to marry.

Content Warnings for Vampire Hunter D (1985) (1h20m)

Violence and gore: SEVERE

• Cats and horses are killed on screen. I was not able to get a timestamp for the cat; the horses are brutally killed in the opening scene
• eye stabbing
• Body Horror
• a lot of bloody violence with blades — stabbings, slicing, amputation, decapitation

Sexual violence: Moderate

• Sexual objectification of women (both camera and characters do this)
• Unwanted advances
• A man rips a woman’s shirt open, forcibly exposing her -removed mentioned and praised

Other:

• People are restrained
• Abduction
• Child abuse, domestic violence

Doesthedogdie: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/23166

UnconsentingMedia: https://www.unconsentingmedia.org/items/9205

IMDB Parental Guide: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090248/parentalguide/

TankieTube link to movie: https://tankie.tube/w/vwt3k2oSFHrJDo87kpr5VM

Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust (2000) (1h43m)

From Wikipedia:

Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust, simply known in Japan as Vampire Hunter D (バンパイアハンターD, Banpaia Hantā Dī), is a 2000 dark fantasy[4] vampire adventure[5] anime film written for the screen and directed by Yoshiaki Kawajiri. It is based on the 1985 novel Vampire Hunter D: Demon Deathchase by Hideyuki Kikuchi.

The film began production in 1997 and was completed with the intention of being shown in American theaters. It was shown in twelve theaters across the United States and received generally positive reception from American critics.

It sounds similar to the first one but is supposed to be better. We’ll find out!

Content Warnings for Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust (2000) (1h43m)

While there are entries in the usual places, they are pretty sparse on details so this list may be incomplete.

Violence and gore: Severe

• Lots of blood
• Someone burns alive
• A horse dies, it is gory

Sexual violence: Mild, allegedly

• However it is safe to assume there’ll still be some objectification.

Other:

Doesthedogdie: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/20305

UnconsentingMedia: https://www.unconsentingmedia.org/items/9213

IMDB Parental Guide: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0216651/parentalguide/

TankieTube link to movie: https://tankie.tube/w/pK4vUG6jmoLQaCmLeXdsNo

I swear when I was a child and saw the logo I thought this dude was oooooooooooooooolllllllllllldddddddddd.  His face I recall crinkling with wrinkles in the TV ads when he smiled.  But now he just looks normal, not ancient. Yeah he's got white hair but I'm pretty sure that's just those powdered wigs.  Option 1: they made him look younger.  Option 2: I am no longer 9 years old.

We have an Amber bot. /r/shitliberalssay had aVaush bot. Why not add a bot that responds "AmeriKKKa" when it sees "America"? " iϟϟntreal" when it sees"Israel"?etc.

It has been over half my lifetime since I read an in depth history of the Spanish civil war.

Anyway, some anarchists I used to roll with criticized Stalin for turning against the Spanish Anarchists during the Spanish Civil War, killing some and abandoning the othera. I thought at the time, "what the hell? Why would the Communists betray those who were fighting against their common enemy? I see some of the historical basis for fighting the Anarchists within the USSR, but why in Spain, when the fascists were by far the biggest problem? It can't have just been " Stalin was a bad dude", that's not how it works. So what were the material and political reasons for that betrayal? Was it even a betrayal? (I am looking for the ML perspective on this more than the anarchist perspective because I've heard plenty of the Anarchist side and not the "tankie" side)

Cud & Tith’s Death and Dismemberment Thursday Movies April Fools x Easter Edition: Cud Converts to Christianity! Neo-Noir Max Payne (2008) (1h42) & Assassin 33AD (1h49m) starting at 4:20 US EDT

In honor of April Fool’s and Easter, we will be watching future Catholic saint Mark Wahlberg (famous for Mark Wahlberg’s 40 day challenge aka Lent) in the Neo-noir Max Payne (2008) (Unrated and bloodier cut) adaptation of the 2004 videogame, followed by Evangelical Christian thriller (really, an unintentional comedy) Black Easter: Assassin 33 A.D (2020) (Directors Cut).

(I would like to note that I ran these movies by Tith and she was horrified, but encouraged me to follow my hearts).

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Disclaimer: There are technical difficulties getting these added to TankieTube right now.  Inshallah we will have them uploaded by showtime ( )

Max Payne (2008) (Unrated)

An adaptation of Remedy Entertainment’s video game series of the same name, this film was visually striking to my childish gaze when I was but a young cuttlefish.  Let’s see if it holds up.  “Max Payne is a detective assigned to the NYPD Cold Case Unit. He lost his wife Michelle and infant daughter Rose in a horrific murder; since that day, Max has been consumed by the desire to find his family's killer.”  The plot proceeds along pretty standard noir story beats.

The movie made a tidy profit and was ranked #1 at box opening due to in my opinion deceptive advertising.  It had a star-studded cast including (in order from least to most cancelled): Ludacris and Nelly Furtado, Mark Wahlberg, and Mila Kunis, but not even their combined star power could save it from the haters at Rotten Tomatoes who gave it a 16% rating.

How does this relate to tonight’s theme?  Great question!  See the attached image of Mark Wahlberg talking about Lent in an interview.

Content Warnings for Max Payne (2008) (Unrated) (1h42m)

Violence and gore: severe

• There’s a lot of killing and shooting
• The unrated version adds more blood (somehow they got it down to PG-13 for the theatrical release by scrubbing out the blood!)

Sexual violence: None

Other:

• Drug use is a prominent theme
• Dehumanization of people who use drugs
• Copaganda
• Sad ending
• Fragile reality, hallucination

Doesthedogdie: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/31030

UnconsentingMedia: https://www.unconsentingmedia.org/items/11221

IMDB Parental Guide: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0467197/parentalguide/

TankieTube link to movie: https://tankie.tube/w/3gKPNpMvC5mZXS9zTezUjz

Assassin 33 A.D (2020) (1h49m)

The plot: A crew of racially diverse (tokenized) must go back in time to stop a small group of Islamic extremists who are hell-bent on destroying The West by preventing Christianity from ever existing by assassinating Jesus Christ before he can be publicly tortured to death and resurrected. Jesus may save, but who will save Jesus?

Commentary:

Incredibly bad Christian Evangelical Time Travel movie that is also surprisingly clever/fun with its time travel.  It’s incredibly racist, Islam-hating, Judenhassianly-antisemitic, ableist, and they also somehow try to be woke about every single one of those which makes it even worse.  It’s so bad that they could not find a single middle-easterner to play in it (unless you count the Greek guy and the iϟϟntreali woman (I will count him but not her, in both cases to piss off the euros)).  

This movie is horrible, but it is also amazing.  Watch at your own peril. It's made by white AmeriKKKan evangelical christians for white AmeriKKKan evangelical christians.  As such, lethal levels of racism, tokenization, other bigotry, and kkkringe lie inside. LETHAL.  This movie is not a movie of honor.  Nothing valued is here.  This movie is best shunned.  What is in this movie is frightening and repulsive.  Those who made it made holy stigmata in the palms of their hands, those who watch it are cursed to bear those stigmata as well, and to bleed out or die of infection from their wounds.  THIS MOVIE HAS STAINED THE SOUL OF ALL WHO WATCHED IT. YOU WHO COME AFTER US, TAKE WARNING.

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(It’s not that bad, I just have standards and like being melodramatic sometimes.  It’s not supposed to be funny but it really is.)

Content Warnings for Black Easter: Assassin 33 A.D (2020) (Directors Cut)

Violence and gore: mild

• People die brutally in a sudden car crash out of nowhere at the beginning of the film.  This is probably the scene that is the single most likely to severely someone’s PTSD.
• The survivor of the car crash is left severely injured, disabled, grief-stricken, and comes close to killing himself. If either of those seem too heavy you can basically just show up 10-11 minutes late and those scenes will be over

Sexual violence: None

Other: Severe.  Cartoonish, but it’s chauvinist as fuck

• Racial tokenization
• War on Terror caricatures of Islam
• Judenhassian Antisemitism
• Brown-face

Doesthedogdie: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/122566

UnconsentingMedia: No Entry

IMDB Parental Guide: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8064418/parentalguide/

YouTube link to the movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUkeQM_QsCA

Since we're having a Posadist revival

I've been into a few bookstores while wandering around and have seen exciting novel interesting books in the genres of horror, sci fi, and even fantasy (a genre I thought had been self preferentially done to death). And it's cool! I want to read these! But I am no longer a crippled child with ample time to read, so if I'm going to spend money on books and then spend a bunch of time reading I damn well want it to be worthwhile. This has led to me snapping pics of books so that I can download them instead later and give them the old up-to-3-chapters-to-hook-me try, and then at that point if I like it I may as well just read the eBook and not buy the book at all. Not a terrible way to do it tbh! But there's still the time investment problem and there's still the problem of the books or plots getting terrible later as the author injects more of their terrible worldview into the mix.

My issue is that when I'm reading a blurb on a book from an author I don't already know is good, I have no way to know if it's going to be interesting, innovative, and good, or if it's going to be mediocre slop. I have no idea if it's going to be full of shitlib tokenism and selective peace-policing. I have no idea if it's full of anticommunist brainworms or not. I have no idea if this is a tropy snorefest.

Googling for reviews online is surprisingly not as helpful as I'd have expected! I suppose I could turn to social media to see what people in general think, but the credibility is immediately undermined by how vapid and superficial BookTok's taste is (does it tokenize minorities? Then it MUST be good even if everything else about the book is dogshit!) or by how much Reddit loves Brandon Sanderson (have you ever heard of Mistborn it's the best series ever). I can't take these sources seriously for recommendations anymore because they've burned me.

I actually flinched when I saw her face, the face of smug chastisement for caring about people's lives, the face of terror.  I flinched, and then had to make art to cope with the fear she struck in my three hearts

Fuck the so-called "Weϟϟt", and marg bar amriKKKa

Album description:

On September 22, 1980, the Iraqi military under the command of Saddam Hussein, unprovoked, supported and heavily armed by the Western and Arab worlds, invaded an economically devastated and militarily weakened Iran following the events of the Islamic Revolution of 1979. Through a brutal campaign of violence, terror, and the illicit use of chemical weapons against civilian populations, the Ba'athist dictator sought to quickly conquer his oil-rich neighbor in order to fulfill his nationalist fantasy of becoming the region’s dominant power. Despite facing crippling economic sanctions, a substantial lack of proper military equipment and training, and the world's major powers collaborating against them, the Iranian people retaliated and held their ground throughout one of the bloodiest conflicts in modern history and prevented Hussein from taking even one inch of their land.

This album is dedicated to the myriad Iranian soldiers (many of whom were young volunteers) and civilians who lost their lives as a result of the eight-year Iran-Iraq war, as well as the countless Kurdish victims of the Al-Anfal genocide. May they rest in peace and remain forever free from the failures of mankind.

Notes:

The title of this release is derived from the moniker used by Iranian forces in reference to the first battle that took place in the city of Khorramshahr / خرمشهر‎. Due to the heavy loss of life sustained by the extreme and brutal violence carried out by the Iraqi army against both Iranian soldiers and civilians alike, the city which was once home to many of Iran's upper class families became known as خونین شهر (transliteration: Khooninshahr), the City of Blood.

In Narrow Graves - The title of this track references a line from the poem " A Poem for War / شعری برای جنگ" by the acclaimed contemporary Iranian poet Qeysar Aminpour / قیصر امین‌پور, whose work is renowned worldwide for its innovative prose and compelling anti-war themes.

Halabja - As implied by its title, this track was inspired by the horrific events that took place on March 16, 1988 in the Kurdish city of Halabja, Iraq during the final days of the Iran-Iraq war. The opening lyrics, "come and see", allude to director Elem Klimov's eponymous masterpiece, which captures the horrors of war with an unsettling and harrowing realism very few filmmakers have been able to achieve.The lyrics "a silent city" are a nod to the stunningly beautiful collaboration album by the legendary Kayhan Kalhor and Brooklyn Rider, whose title track also serves as a requiem for the events that took place on that dark day in Halabja.  

Song Lyrics: Beyond the filter Of this stifling mask Through the noxious fog Of mustard gas Past the barbed terrain Mined and vast Lies the playground Of blood and ash Where Saddam's dogs Shall breathe their last As we advance And push The bastards back Like choking rats In an iron grasp Their weakened battalions Succumb to Our violent wrath

Bullets burrow through Flesh, skulls, and jaws On gushing wounds Death tears and gnaws Men's intestines suspend From barbed wire Caustic sprays of Machine gun fire We wade through A mire Of guts and limbs In a void absent Virtue or sin Where Western arms And an upper hand Prove futile against A child who would Die for his land

For the innocent Lives consumed By the jaws Of Sarin's fumes With malice We incinerate The cowards and Their puppet state

For our children Burned alive While aboard IR655 Slaughtered by The U.S of lies We send their pawns To their grim demise

Every corpse Adorned with lead Every sundered bone And severed head Every drop of blood That is shed Paves the path to Avenge our dead

Blood demands blood

Alone, against the world We stand And vanquish all Who invade our land

Through a hail Of grenades and scuds We reclaim The City of Blood

The West And their puppet Saddam Are no match For Mother Iran

By the blood of پارس خلیج فارس Forever ours  

Two movies tonight!  Returning to John Carpenter land with The Fog (1980), followed by dark comedy / milfs ¿rock? film Death Becomes Her (1992)!  We will will start P R O M P T L Y at 4:30PM Eastern US time.

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The Fog (1980)

A small town in California experiences strange happenings as a terrifying fog rolls in from the sea. 90 minutes long.

Content Warnings for The Fog (1980)*

Violence and gore: moderate

• There are stabbings, impalings, mangled skin, maggot-filled wounds, and decapitation

Sexual violence: None

• Domestic violence between partners, attempted murder, but it is cartoonish and mild.

Other: mild

• alcoholism
• A bunch of body image issues, dysmorphia, grappling with beauty standards and aging, fatness and an eating disorder feature briefly

Doesthedogdie: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/31058

UnconsentingMedia: https://www.unconsentingmedia.org/items/7366

IMDB Parental Guide: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080749/parentalguide/

TankieTube link to movie: https://tankie.tube/w/bPPNtfHMzgesRP53WA3AhD

Death Becomes Her (1992)

Bruce Willis is not an action hero and is inexplicably irresistibly sexy to Meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn.  Also featuring Isabella Rossellini being confusingly enchanting. The former 2 fight over him and in their fight seek immortal youth and beauty.  The perils of immortality and the pursuit of eternal beauty/youth will be on full display, as well as universally important philosophical questions such as "If I have to be the personal attendant and sex toy of 2 banging undead milfs forever, is eternal life even worth living?" 104 minutes

Content Warnings for Death Becomes Her (1992)*

Violence and gore: mild

• Some limbs fall off and there’s a bit of body horror but it is cartoonish, mild, and played for laughs
• Decapitation, amputation, breaking of necks. And yet it’s all mild!

Sexual violence: Mild

• Domestic violence between partners, attempted murder, but it is cartoonish and mild.

Other:

• alcoholism
• A bunch of body image issues, dysmorphia, grappling with beauty standards and aging, fatness and an eating disorder feature briefly

Doesthedogdie: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/16708

UnconsentingMedia: https://www.unconsentingmedia.org/items/3839

IMDB Parental Guide: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104070/parentalguide/

TankieTube link to movie: https://tankie.tube/w/oHq4CxBHzbznx8Ut5t5Xms

Just one movie tonight as I have become a busy busy bee!  Returning to John Carpenter land with Village of the Damned (1995)!  We will will start P R O M P T L Y at 6:00PM Eastern US time.

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Village of the Damned (1995)

A story about a bunch of strange children being born in a village and then doing terrible things to everyone with their supernatural powers.  “It is based on the 1957 novel The Midwich Cuckoos by John Wyndham. The 1995 version is set in Northern California, whereas the book and original film are both set in England. The 1995 film was marketed with the tagline, "Beware the Children".

The film received negative reviews from critics and failed at the box office upon release. This was Reeve's last theatrically released film before he was paralyzed in an equestrian accident in May 1995.”

Content Warnings for Village of the Damned (1995)*

Violence and gore: Moderate

• Lots of injuries, burning, disfigurement, but somehow IMDB still calls it “moderate” so it must not be that bad right?

Sexual violence: Mild

• The most nonconsensuality of it is that the premise is a bunch of women wake up and find that they are mysteriously pregnant, so, about as violent as the biblical story about Jesus’s conception

Other:

• Stillbirth

Doesthedogdie: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/12513

UnconsentingMedia: https://www.unconsentingmedia.org/items/9621

IMDB Parental Guide: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114852/parentalguide/

TankieTube link to movie: https://tankie.tube/w/mzdteCUtE5UhqpqoQc6UsW

Cud & Tith’s Death and Dismemberment Thursday Movie: Surreal nightmarish silent film Begotten (1989) at 6:30PM Eastern US Time

Just one movie tonight as I have become a busy busy bee!  It’s only 72 minutes long.  We will will start P R O M P T L Y at 6:30PM Eastern US time.

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 Begotten (1989)

“Begotten is an experimental 1989 American film written and directed by E. Elias Merhige. It stars the largely unknown actors Brian Salzburg, Donna Dempsey, Stephen Charles Barry and members of Merhige's theatre company Theatreofmaterial. Its unconventional narrative depicts the suicide of a godlike figure and the births of Mother Earth and the Son of Earth, who undertake a journey across a dying world. Merhige directed two short film sequels: 2006's Din of Celestial Birds and 2022's Polia & Blastema: A Cosmic Opera.

Merhige conceived the film as a dance piece for experimental theatre. Inspired by documentary footage of the aftermath of the bombing of Hiroshima, he decided on a full-length film. Begotten has a gritty visual style, intended to give the impression of damaged film stock which has been degraded through time and wear. As with the Hiroshima footage, Begotten is silent. After completion, Merhige spent two years trying to find a distributor. It debuted at the Montreal World Film Festival and later screened at the San Francisco International Film Festival, with the film critics Tom Luddy and Peter Scarlet in attendance. The two brought it to the attention of the critic Susan Sontag, whose enthusiastic praise was instrumental to its eventual release. It was ignored by most mainstream critics and the few reviews were polarized.

Begotten is infused with multiple mystic and religious themes. Critics have debated if it reflects popular attitudes towards the origins of life and religion at the time of its production and portrays creation through the mythic and religious traditions. Some writers have interpreted the film as an examination of the cycle of life and mankind's relationship with nature. Other themes include the Nietzschean view of order and chaos, societal norms and the perception of reality.

I couldn’t find the sequels so while they are short, we won’t be watching them.

More from Wikipedia: “Begotten is shot in a dark, grungy and visceral style. Distorted perspectives and degraded image quality were used to evoke an ancient and otherworldly atmosphere.[38][39] The film has been described as "a cinematic Rorschach test of grotesque, imagery" and "a feature-length fever dream".[40][41] Merhige was interested in crafting imagery through analog format[14] and sought a decayed look that the footage had been damaged through time and wear.[42] He said:

   I wanted Begotten to look, not as if it were from the twenties, not even as if it were from the nineteenth century, but as if it were from the time of Christ, as if it were a cinematic Dead Sea Scroll that had been buried in the sands, a remnant of a culture with customs and rites that no longer apply to this culture, yet are somewhere underneath it, under the surface of what we call "reality."[43][44]”

Tith mentioned this one looks like the synthesis of both our Death and Dismemberment styles — Gory (me) and spiritually unsettling (her).  I think (hope) we’re in for a treat, and my apologies in advance if the film fails to deliver and double apologies if it does!

The imagery looked spooky and haunting which is what got my attention.  The images looked very unsettling, frightening, and disturbing to behold.  I’m expecting this one to be gnarly.

Content Warnings for Begotten (1989)

Violence and gore: Severe

• Graphic suicide on screen at the beginning.
• Disembowelment
• Gore
• Torture

Sexual violence: Severe

-removed on screen. The filter is going to remove that so that should be interpreted as “sexual assault on screen”

Other:

• "Extremely disturbing visuals and subject matter”

Doesthedogdie: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/15807

UnconsentingMedia: https://www.unconsentingmedia.org/items/2058

IMDB Parental Guide: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101420/parentalguide/

TankieTube link to movie:  https://tankie.tube/w/28Bvg91dmbPh4BXK1httxB