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[–] unknown@piefed.social 1 points 2 hours ago

DDDA

The worried expression on that last goose is my everyday face these days.

[–] PukeNukem@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Mine was DBBA but Iike this one better

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Yes, yes! Come to the TACO side.

it's like they made an obvious right choice here or somthin

[–] DampCanary@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

BAAA

I think I'm the wrong animal here

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago
[–] sourhill@lemmy.sdf.org 30 points 2 days ago
[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social 16 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

As an AABD I'm with you despite our differences.

[–] kinther@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Cool slop bro

[–] jaykrown@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Table mountain is beautiful.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

Your username is freaking me out.

[–] MajesticTechie@feddit.uk 1 points 1 day ago
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago

I’m pretty sure this is how Indians got ahold of my Facebook password reset information

1D, 2C, 3B, 4C.

honk

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

DCBC

...that sounds like a cover band.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

you guys seriously don't want a strawberry milkshake?! who wouldn't want a strawberry milkshake?!

[–] KumaLumaJuma@feddit.uk 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Me… I am allergic to strawberries 🍓

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

oh, that's fair enough I guess

[–] Waldelfe@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago
[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

By choice or do you also have an enormous head?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I assume they are also not a duck. Probably not by choice too.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Safe assumption, I think. I don't wear hats because I have an enormous head and they just don't fit. As an adult I've only ever found 2 hats that fit.

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The goose I wish I was: BCDA

The goose I really am: DBBC

[–] Saleh@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I am dissapointed that noone came up with ACDC yet.

Anyways here you go:

  1. A
  2. C
  3. D
  4. C
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

Don’t drop your monocle in your mug there, moneybags!

I think this is designed to pair the top hat with the mixed drink and the baseball cap with the beer.

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 days ago
[–] PlasmaTrout@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 day ago
[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Vupware@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Get the pitchforks!

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Is that gluten free?

All Bs for me

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Beer in a top hat for me

[–] Vupware@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago
[–] StarMerchant938@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago
[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago
[–] realitista@lemmus.org 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I'd like it to be BBAC but as I get older for health purposes it's more like DDDA

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 2 days ago
[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago
[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago
[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 days ago

BDDB all bay, dady!

[–] seggturkasz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

AAAA... aaaaaaaa!

[–] Superorbit@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago
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