I'd call the cops on my boss if they just rocked up when I called of sick just ton"checkup on me"

No ones ever questioned me about it.

I had one with one of those Motorcycles with the long handles, apparently they aren't part of the bike, but the dudes foot holding it up is.

He gets that from his dad.

Hey, don't knock it till you try it!

Sorry, my bad.

Nah, I'm running AussieOS, they're flipped.

Cheers! ill give that a burl when I get home, been bloody killing me today.

I'm trying to work out how to crack the park of my spine that's in between my shoulder blades.

Nah man, I just think B:/run doom.exe

i can run doom at 120fps with full ray tracing and Dolby surround sound, you just gotta take my word on it.