Bayern war schon immer ein Clown Zirkus.

Welcome back my dear! Wow, what a great post to join us again. Made me laugh so hard. It's been ages I've last seen this bit. ^^

Ganz, ganz schlechte Idee, liebe Leute.

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ICH🕒IEL (startrek.website)
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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by TotallyNotSpezUpload@startrek.website to c/casualconversation@lemm.ee

I'm a bit lost here, to be fair. I went full no contact with my family back when I was 16. Took a hike, even across countries. So, apparently what happened, was my ex brother in law not keeping his mouth shut and sharing my number with my family. I still can't make heads or tails of it. But now my dad wants to be real chummy and friendy with me? Fuck that, honestly. I'm not super mad at him, more at the rest of my family, but it seriously hurts right now. What am I supposed to do? I'm at a loss here. Haven't really talked to the person for over 21 years.

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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by TotallyNotSpezUpload@startrek.website to c/houseplants@mander.xyz

A friend recently gave me this plant as a present. So far I have no experience with potted plants, but for now it is doing quite well with plenty of daylight and multiple small doses of water throughout the day. If I knew what kind of plant it was, I could take even better care of it.

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Ich📍Iel (startrek.website)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by TotallyNotSpezUpload@startrek.website to c/ich_iel@feddit.org

Eine Karte, sie alle zu triggern. Außer uns normale Menschen. Lasset die Kommentare beginnen!

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Effed up (startrek.website)

No, I've been actively boycotting them for many years by now.

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Ich🛏😴⏰Iel (startrek.website)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by TotallyNotSpezUpload@startrek.website to c/ich_iel@feddit.org

Angesichts des Orangwutans und der CxU nach unserer nächsten Wahl sollte ich vielleicht die nächsten Jahre einfach komplett verschlafen.

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Me🛏😴⏰Irl (startrek.website)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by TotallyNotSpezUpload@startrek.website to c/me_irl@lemmy.world

Considering the orange fucktrumpet in the States and the Christian Union probably winning the next election in Germany, I should just take a nap for the next couple of years.

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ICH😡IEL (startrek.website)
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ich_iel (startrek.website)
[-] TotallyNotSpezUpload@startrek.website 34 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The heroes we need, but don't deserve! Mad respect.

I see you know your Judo well.

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ich🥳iel (startrek.website)

Es kommt immer alles anders, und vor allem als geplant. Weil das morgen noch so ist und weil das immer schon so war.

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ich🌠iel (startrek.website)

Menschen ohne Adblocker haben die Kontrolle über ihr Leben verloren.

Da möchte man doch am liebsten direkt im Kreis kotzen...

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ich🍰iel (startrek.website)

Ich fordere die Abschaffung von Christian Lindner.

[-] TotallyNotSpezUpload@startrek.website 59 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Commuting home via train. It derailed. I didn't really notice it because I had my headphones on and read a book. It was a slightly bumpy ride, but that sort of stuff happens, right? I only realised something was off when people started smashing in the windees and breaking open the doors, climbing off and running away.

I packed my stuff, hopped outside and looked at the train. Sure enough, it was fully off the tracks.

I've never been in that small town before and had no idea how to get home. So, I did the only reasonable thing I could think of: Finding the nearest local pub, drinking a pint of beer, having a smoke and figure things out from there.

Met a sweet couple about my age over there who were on the same train and lived in that area. We had a lovely chat, a few more pints and then they dropped me off at the bus stop from where I could get back home. We became close friends.

Du hast uns Lesben nicht einkalkuliert. Zu deinem Glück bin ich glücklich verheiratet. ^_^

The Jesus Fish is the icing on the cake.

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