fulcrummed

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[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

It can’t get away fast enough!

[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They said monorail… but is it not the treehouse of horrors where Bart is feeling unimportant and gains the ability to read people’s thoughts ( I wanna say money paw) and can use his mind to turn them into wonky things? He turns Homer into a Jack in the box.

I remember a radio/tv announcer seeing something really strange happen during a baseball game or something - like the pitcher suddenly gets duck feet - announcer says like “and what do we say whenever something strange happens… it’s good Bart did that”

The whole town becomes terrified of him.

[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

The dude abides. Good call!

[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

3/5?? That’s Lenny not Carl. And racism has no place in these walls!

[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Reminds me of this old one that did the rounds:

[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I think a better punchline is “None. The lightbulb has to change itself”

[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

It’s what plants crave!

[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

As for the majority, if not the entirety of the Commonwealth I’d think.

[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

That’s too bad, I really lichen terrariums.

[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

For Peat’s sake!

[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

It’s like they underwent some kind of MOSS extinction event.

[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

You didn’t get them to the inFERNary in time to save them?

 
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