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Post text, images, or direct links only (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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Quitting at BMW (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/22017704

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Bookmark this one (i.imgur.com)

submitted 1 day ago by kersploosh@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Low key fell off (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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For those with lower back pain:

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Lowkey

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fell%20off

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I thought someone had taken a dump in my shower (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 4 days ago by antimidas@sopuli.xyz to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Turns out it was just some sham poo

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What do you call a lazy kangaroo? (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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A pouch potato

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There's a new exploit allowing an hacker to run arbitrary commands on lots of Unix-based fish tanks, potentially making them pour poison into the water. (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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This may result in remote cod execution.

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Starting with a clean slate (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by gedaliyah@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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What is the smallest unit of measure you can use at Thanksgiving? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Pil-grams!

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What is the easiest building to lift? (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 days ago by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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A lighthouse

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Why do anarchists make decaffeinated tea? (ttrpg.network)

submitted 5 days ago by ZDL@ttrpg.network to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because proper tea is theft!

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Make mine a double (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by gedaliyah@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Bah bah baaahhhh (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 days ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Not quite Top Brass (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by gedaliyah@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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"I refuse to say anything without my lawyer present" (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Susaga@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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"But you ARE a lawyer."

"Yeah, so where's my present?"

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A limbo champion walked into a bar. (lemm.ee)

submitted 6 days ago by melissa_limoncella@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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He was immediately disqualified.

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What did the monkey say whilst pointing at Tarzan swinging through the trees? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 days ago by Elwynn@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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"Man that's wild!"

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What is a panther's favorite game show? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 5 days ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Leopardy!

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Chuckles (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by Sibbo@sopuli.xyz to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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My grandfather was in the very first submarine (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It had a kaleidoscope

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What do you call a child that refuses to take a nap? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Guilty of resisting a-rest.

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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity... (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Kintarian@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It’s impossible to put down

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I just bought a brand new belt, and it doesn't fit. (lemm.ee)

submitted 1 week ago by melissa_limoncella@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Huge waist.

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Did you hear about the new broom model that was released? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It's sweeping the nation.

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What do you call a dog that is also a magician? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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A labra-cadabra-dor.

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