Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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submitted 1 year ago by loopy@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

🙄 C'mon, we expect better from you.

Knock knock

Who's there?

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@loopy we have standards around here. 😜

[–] loopy@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Standards? Reminds me of that 12-inch tall king…

Terrible leading, but made a great ruler

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Why can't noses be twelves inches long? Because then they would be a foot.

[–] Blaze@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

Thank you

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

This one is brilliant. Best joke on the whole channel :p