SnotFlickerman

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What is Milkwalkers SCP classification?

I'm literally talking about the execs, not the workers forced into their interninable meetings.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

This erroneously assumes conservatives care about their own constitutional rights.

This is the party of "the only moral abortion is my abortion" and "I hate the gays until my kid comes out gay."

They have no ability to actually visualize it happening to them until it is already too late.

Even when it happens to friends and neighbors, they will find ways to rhetorically and mentally justify it.

Until their own constitutional rights are being impacted directly and personally, they don't give a shit and trying to tell them that they should be concerned is a fools errand.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

Wrong comic book universe. More like El Doctor del Destino Devastador

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

Linux users: I got 99 problems but Saddam ain't one.

"I want that report on my table first thing tomorrow morning, Cloth"

"But sir-"

"On my table, Cloth!"

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (2 children)

Yet the guy who called Trump a pedo protector got more money way faster.

American priorities are fucking stupid shit.

https://phoebewallhoward.substack.com/p/ford-worker-pauses-gofundme-campaign

Fundraising on his behalf collected $810,000 from Tuesday through Wednesday.

Seriously raised twice as much in half the time. What a fucking joke this shithole country is. Some guy in a good paying fucking union job gets money handed hand over fist and he didn't even lose his job he was just suspended and his union had his back. Yet a fucking innocent kid whose rights were viciously violated made half as much in twice the time.

I mean, fuck me, I'm so tired. I'm so tired of expecting better of people.

I guess the silver lining is that TJ Sabula isn't a selfish person and is giving away the money he got to charitable organizations.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

We're going to lose face, Cloth.

https://njal.la/

Not the cheapest, but I quite like Njalla.

Username checks out.


How do you connect to the internet? If it's cable internet or something similar and you don't have a static IP address, reboot your router until you have a new IP address and then try making a new throwaway email and using that to make a new reddit account.

But really you should just ditch reddit and if you want to view it without logging in or interacting that is always still possible.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

That's the equivalent of 32.5 8-hour workdays for a total of just over a full month of work for one year. Must be nice essentially having 11 months to fuck around doing fuck all for $3 million. It's also roughly $11,500 an hour in terms of pay.

The thing is, this is actually how all the high level jobs are. A bunch of do nothing fuckwits.

They bitch about nobody wanting to work anymore because they are projecting their own lack of desire to work onto others. They think poor people must be shiftless layabouts just like them because they have no empathy or imagination to put themselves in someone else's shoes.

All high level executives should be required to work as many hours as their lowest level employees and bullshit meetings that could have been an email or zoom meetings where they say "nothing to add on my end" don't count towards that total.

The little book of calm!

 

Shamelessly stolen from you know where

 

wee woo wee woo wee woo

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/music@lemmy.world
 

[Intro: Devi McCallion]
Programming like this
Is made possible
By viewers like you!

[Verse 1: Ada Rook, Devi McCallion]
Every day, every day, I'm so fucking freaked out
Every day, every day, I can't get the evil out
Every night I feel so far away
Someday, someday
Will it ever be okay?

Every day, it's a brand new episode
Every day, I guess we'll see just how far it goes
Every day, it seems like no one sees and no one knows
Every day, I kinda wanna cancel the show

[Pre-Chorus: Ada Rook, Devi McCallion]
Most days I just feel like I'm making it up
Call off the show
I pray to god that I'm just making it up
I don't wanna go to the show!

[Chorus: Ada Rook]
I wish this was just a cartoon so I could be like
"This is real as fuck, I love the way they don't give up!"
Tweet about it, "more stories like this, so important!"
But it really happened
Oh god, it really happened!

[Spoken: Devi McCallion & Ada Rook]
"So, uh, I have this idea for like, a cartoon or something.."
"Uh-huh."
"And, it's like.. There's these fucked up kids..."
"Uh-huh."
"And like, through the power of uh..."
"Understanding!"
"Yeah! It could totally be like, understanding, or like, forgiveness or something..."
"Uh-huh."
"They like, overcome all their fears, and in the end, they turn out to be like, fine.."
(Both laughing)

[Bridge: Ada Rook, Devi McCallion]
Aaaaaghhhhh!
What the fuck!
What the...
I wanna do that again, yeah

[Verse 2: Devi McCallion]
Every day, it's another new episode
Every day, slice a bit more meat off the bone

[Pre-Chorus: Ada Rook, Devi McCallion]
I can feel the evil in me
I'm such a faker really
Meat off the bones...
Crisis line, all agents busy
I feel so guilty
Meat off the...

[Outro: Ada Rook & Devi McCallion]
What the fuck?!
What the fuck?!
What the fuck?!
What the fuck?!
What the fuck?!

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/music@beehaw.org
 

[Intro: Devi McCallion]
Programming like this
Is made possible
By viewers like you!

[Verse 1: Ada Rook, Devi McCallion]
Every day, every day, I'm so fucking freaked out
Every day, every day, I can't get the evil out
Every night I feel so far away
Someday, someday
Will it ever be okay?

Every day, it's a brand new episode
Every day, I guess we'll see just how far it goes
Every day, it seems like no one sees and no one knows
Every day, I kinda wanna cancel the show

[Pre-Chorus: Ada Rook, Devi McCallion]
Most days I just feel like I'm making it up
Call off the show
I pray to god that I'm just making it up
I don't wanna go to the show!

[Chorus: Ada Rook]
I wish this was just a cartoon so I could be like
"This is real as fuck, I love the way they don't give up!"
Tweet about it, "more stories like this, so important!"
But it really happened
Oh god, it really happened!

[Spoken: Devi McCallion & Ada Rook]
"So, uh, I have this idea for like, a cartoon or something.."
"Uh-huh."
"And, it's like.. There's these fucked up kids..."
"Uh-huh."
"And like, through the power of uh..."
"Understanding!"
"Yeah! It could totally be like, understanding, or like, forgiveness or something..."
"Uh-huh."
"They like, overcome all their fears, and in the end, they turn out to be like, fine.."
(Both laughing)

[Bridge: Ada Rook, Devi McCallion]
Aaaaaghhhhh!
What the fuck!
What the...
I wanna do that again, yeah

[Verse 2: Devi McCallion]
Every day, it's another new episode
Every day, slice a bit more meat off the bone

[Pre-Chorus: Ada Rook, Devi McCallion]
I can feel the evil in me
I'm such a faker really
Meat off the bones...
Crisis line, all agents busy
I feel so guilty
Meat off the...

[Outro: Ada Rook & Devi McCallion]
What the fuck?!
What the fuck?!
What the fuck?!
What the fuck?!
What the fuck?!

 

I see way more posts complaining about Windows users complaining about switching to Linux than I have ever actually seen of Windows users actually complaining about switching to Linux.

 
 
 
 
 

!NSFW@lemmy.world

I don't want to moderate this community, I didn't even know it existed until moments ago. Someone posted a pornographic/explicit post to Lemmy Shitpost, which is against the rules. I noticed the same user posted in NSFW, which surprised me because I thought Lemmy.world generally didn't host pornography. Anyway, it looks like the moderators all mostly logged in most recently two years ago (one of them one year ago) and there seem to be a lot of posts in there breaking the rules laid out in the community.

As I said, I don't want to moderate the community, but as it seems unmoderated and likely a draw for spammers/scammer/content sellers, perhaps it would be a good idea to just close it up until someone else actively wants to take it over. Just to reduce likelihood of spammy accounts, imho.

Anyway, thank you for your time and efforts here.

 

The Revolution will not be Televised.
And because many have not heard, or have forgotten…
You will not be able to stay home, brother
You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out
You will not be able to lose yourself on skag
And skip out for beer during commercials, because
The revolution will not be televised
The revolution will not be televised
The revolution will not be brought to you
By Xerox in four parts without commercial interruptions
The revolution will not show you pictures of Nixon blowing a bugle
And leading a charge by John Mitchell, General Abrams, and Spiro Agnew
To eat hog maws confiscated from a Harlem sanctuary
The revolution will not be televised
The revolution will not be brought to you by the Schaefer Award Theatre
And will not star Natalie Woods and Steve McQueen or Bullwinkle and Julia
The revolution will not give your mouth sex appeal
The revolution will not get rid of the nubs
The revolution will not make you look five pounds thinner, because
The revolution will not be televised, brother
There will be no pictures of you and Willie Mae
Pushing that shopping cart down the block on the dead run
Or trying to slide that color TV into a stolen ambulance
NBC will not be able predict the winner
At 8:32 on report from twenty-nine districts
The revolution will not be televised
There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down brothers on the instant replay
There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down brothers on the instant replay
There will be no pictures of Whitney Young
Being run out of Harlem on a rail with a brand new process
There will be no slow motion or still lifes of Roy Wilkins
Strolling through Watts in a red, black, and green liberation jumpsuit
That he has been saving for just the proper occasion
Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville Junction
Will no longer be so damn relevant
And women will not care if Dick finally got down with Jane
On Search for Tomorrow
Because black people will be in the street looking for a brighter day
The revolution will not be televised
There will be no highlights on the eleven o'clock news
And no pictures of hairy armed women liberationists
And Jackie Onassis blowing her nose
The theme song will not be written by Jim Webb or Francis Scott Keys
Nor sung by Glen Campbell, Tom Jones, Johnny Cash
Engelbert Humperdinck, or The Rare Earth
The revolution will not be televised
The revolution will not be right back
After a message about a white tornado
White lightning, or white people
You will not have to worry about a dove in your bedroom
The tiger in your tank, or the giant in your toilet bowl
The revolution will not go better with Coke
The revolution will not fight germs that may cause bad breath
The revolution will put you in the driver's seat
The revolution will not be televised
Will not be televised
Will not be televised
Will not be televised
The revolution will be no re-run, brothers
The revolution will be live.

 

The Revolution will not be Televised.
And because many have not heard, or have forgotten…
You will not be able to stay home, brother
You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out
You will not be able to lose yourself on skag
And skip out for beer during commercials, because
The revolution will not be televised
The revolution will not be televised
The revolution will not be brought to you
By Xerox in four parts without commercial interruptions
The revolution will not show you pictures of Nixon blowing a bugle
And leading a charge by John Mitchell, General Abrams, and Spiro Agnew
To eat hog maws confiscated from a Harlem sanctuary
The revolution will not be televised
The revolution will not be brought to you by the Schaefer Award Theatre
And will not star Natalie Woods and Steve McQueen or Bullwinkle and Julia
The revolution will not give your mouth sex appeal
The revolution will not get rid of the nubs
The revolution will not make you look five pounds thinner, because
The revolution will not be televised, brother
There will be no pictures of you and Willie Mae
Pushing that shopping cart down the block on the dead run
Or trying to slide that color TV into a stolen ambulance
NBC will not be able predict the winner
At 8:32 on report from twenty-nine districts
The revolution will not be televised
There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down brothers on the instant replay
There will be no pictures of pigs shooting down brothers on the instant replay
There will be no pictures of Whitney Young
Being run out of Harlem on a rail with a brand new process
There will be no slow motion or still lifes of Roy Wilkins
Strolling through Watts in a red, black, and green liberation jumpsuit
That he has been saving for just the proper occasion
Green Acres, Beverly Hillbillies, and Hooterville Junction
Will no longer be so damn relevant
And women will not care if Dick finally got down with Jane
On Search for Tomorrow
Because black people will be in the street looking for a brighter day
The revolution will not be televised
There will be no highlights on the eleven o'clock news
And no pictures of hairy armed women liberationists
And Jackie Onassis blowing her nose
The theme song will not be written by Jim Webb or Francis Scott Keys
Nor sung by Glen Campbell, Tom Jones, Johnny Cash
Engelbert Humperdinck, or The Rare Earth
The revolution will not be televised
The revolution will not be right back
After a message about a white tornado
White lightning, or white people
You will not have to worry about a dove in your bedroom
The tiger in your tank, or the giant in your toilet bowl
The revolution will not go better with Coke
The revolution will not fight germs that may cause bad breath
The revolution will put you in the driver's seat
The revolution will not be televised
Will not be televised
Will not be televised
Will not be televised
The revolution will be no re-run, brothers
The revolution will be live.

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