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[–] revolut1917@hexbear.net 64 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

TO POWER WHAT? WE DON'T HAVE A FUCKING MOONBASE

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 56 points 2 days ago (3 children)

It's like you've never heard of extension cords

[–] axont@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago (5 children)

That would make the moon wrap around the earth and then we'd be stuck. Imagine it being March 12th or whatever for eternity

Source: I played tetherball in 4th grade so imagine this probably works the same

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

As long as we sync it up with christmas everyone will be happy, duh. You guys just keep trying to find problems with this obviously perfect plan.

[–] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 2 days ago

How about we build a really build Tesla tower

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[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

TRUMP MOON-POWER CRYPTO - $100K MINIMUM BUY IN

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[–] ComradeSpahija@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago

Burgerland is generously going to power the Sino-Russian moonbase

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

to be fair ideally you want the power source up there before the moonbase goes up

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[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago

yea sure fuck it why not

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 52 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Copying China's homework from May, except China actually has the capability to do it.

[–] semioticbreakdown@hexbear.net 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Mr president, we cannot allow a lunar gap!

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago

The lunar gap already definitively exists. China is up there bringing home samples, making a communication infrastructure to reach the far side, and about to do ISRU tests next.

[–] semioticbreakdown@hexbear.net 42 points 2 days ago (2 children)

good luck getting it there on one of Musk's dogcrap starships lol

ok here is my prediction. A fun little hyperstitional prophecy. I think whenever Amerikkka inevitably crumbles in the future some of the last fascists will really try to make an American government-in-exile on the moon like all those joke sci-fi Nazi stories/conspiracies.

[–] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I'm going to go with them putting a nuclear reactor on the moon but it leaks, creating radiation showers. Part of our weather forecasts is dedicated to these radiation showers and they're something we simply have to deal with forever because nobody ever goes back up there to fix it.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago

the chinese would, except the remnant of the US threatens them with all their nukes if they do

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

fortunately that's not possible so we're good. even if there was somehow enough radiation leaking from the moon to be noticeable here, it couldnt make the journey out of Luna's gravity well.

[–] Sulvy@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

Step away from the lathe

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[–] miz@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

isn't there a video game where you shoot up a nazi base on the moon. wait is that Doom?

one of the wolfenstein games

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 36 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Coal for earth, nuclear for moon (supposedly) .

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

Look at it sparkle though, that's some Clean Coal™ right there!

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

Interim NASA administrator guaido

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

America can, should, must, and will blow up the moon!

btw, isn't a large volume of water, like, extremely important for nuclear reactors?

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah I don't know how else to use nuclear radiation to make power except by heating water into steam. I know nasa has played with tiny reactors for spacecraft, but I don't know how they work. Perhaps they have something like a solar panel sitting next to a uranium rod and it generates electricity from that instead of photons?

[–] revolut1917@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

They take advantage of the Seebeck effect which is where a voltage is generated between two points in a conducting material when there's a temperature difference between them. Basically the nuclear material heats one piece of metal in the circuit, while another remains cold, and this produces a potential difference between the two that drives current through the circuit. Because space is very cold and nuclear materials are very hot, this produces a useful quantity of current. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radioisotope_thermoelectric_generator

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

So they're going to have to scale this method way the fuck up to get to 100kw.

[–] revolut1917@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

yeah it'd be very unfeasible

[–] ThorrJo@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 day ago

yes, while space is cold, the vacuum means that nearly all the heat has to be shed by radiation (meaning e.g. infrared radiation, not nookyular radiation) rather than conduction & convection. so the more you scale it up, the bigger the heat sinks needed. think giant metal fins to radiate away the heat. eventually it becomes prohibitive.

interestingly, the 40KW NASA pilot project this proposal appears to be derived from is a Stirling engine, not a radioisotope thermal generator like on New Horizons, Cassini, etc.

a Stirling design converts much more of the heat to electricity than an RTG, but it has moving parts.

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

You can actually do without it, but it will be much more complex and several times more expensive.

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[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago

Let me guess, this whole operation will be "managed" by AI.

"Just curious, are we invading Iran today?"

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 27 points 2 days ago

Bit idea: Elon manages to use all the DOGE cuts to get approval to do this and then nukes Texas when his ship blows up on the launchpad

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

To be fair, I think this is more than Mayo Pete ever did when he had this job

[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

Idiot doesn't know these jobs are gifts and you're supposed to just sit and smile pete

the empire's reach continues to expand more and more fantastically, even as its grasp recedes faster and faster

[–] onwardknave@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

I'm announcing a nuclear reactor in my pants.

[–] Xiisadaddy@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Well while were just saying were gonna do things I'm planning on terraforming Venus sometime next year. Anyone who wants to help hmu. Shouldnt take too long.

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

Watch this shit is to power ai

[–] EatPotatoes@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

I don’t care who is doing it. Sending people to the moon again feels so unnecessary when you got robots.

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

They're gonna send a nuke to the moon and detonate it and say that's a nuclear reactor

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

This is just cover for putting nukes on the moon, right?

[–] Enzyoo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago

Good idea maybe the explosion won't send the moon out of orbit

What could possibly not happen?

[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

they're going to blow up the moon

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago

Oil found on Moon

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