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[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 198 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Redditors thinking they're the first line of defense against fascism is hilarious. The call is coming from inside the house.

Also, anyone who refers to themselves as "high IQ" is not worth listening to. In fact they might be even stupider than anyone who's actually intelligent.

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 109 points 1 week ago (1 children)

People who are actually smart, regardless of their IQ score, know that IQ is a terrible measure of intelligence and would never brag about it.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

people who actually have high IQ go "man i wish i was normal so i could get a job"

[–] forrgott@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 week ago

Oof. This comment his hard, but you're right!

Damnit 😝

[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 53 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I actually do have a high IQ, around 120. I was tested as part of my ADHD diagnosis.

All it's good for is knowing that I don't know shit.

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

120 is the minimum for above average. I wouldn't consider it "high". (Not ragging just being honest, I'm also in the 120's)

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

High enough that you guys Do Not Work To Potential

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

most common thing in the world is unattained potential

Didn’t somebody say something like that?

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[–] Palerider@feddit.uk 22 points 1 week ago

See, this is the thing about being smart. You're intelligent enough to realise that there's a lot of shit you don't know.

When you're thick you just believe any old bollocks you read...

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[–] you_are_dust@lemmy.world 93 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fuck anyone and everyone that fucks up public bathrooms.

[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Everytime there's piss on the seat or the floor I just think: who the fuck are these people and do they do this in their own house?

Like, go use the urinal, why you gotta ruin the seat?

And if it's an accident, at least wipe up after yourself!

[–] you_are_dust@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I have doubts that they would do that to their own home. I'd like to get inside the head of someone like that to see the motivation though. It has to be purely just to screw other people just out of malice.

I was just hanging out with my young nephew. He said he and his friends go to one of the posh bars in his city. He said they'd pregame then get trashed and piss on the walls and floors. I had to say good job buddy.

[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 55 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I feel the opposite way. I hope people who fuck up public bathrooms never fuck again.

[–] you_are_dust@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

That's valid.

[–] mgnome@piefed.social 93 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Good thing Lemmy is safe since .ml folks agree with MAGA on lots of things. 🌝

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Bound to happen by being anti empire of all flavors

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

As long as they're to Kremlin's interest - oh yes, yes they do

Which is basically all of them, we may as well start calling them MLAGA

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Also we're smarter than Reddit.

...like, did you know Kremlin, is very close to the word Gremlin? How about that.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 11 points 1 week ago

Shut up and show me your beans

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 7 points 1 week ago

I like gremlins but I dont like kremlins so what do I do with that knowledge

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Mar-A-Lagas

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Also, we're actual intellectuals, obviously. Contrary to those reddit wannabes

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

So I'm the smart now?

[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Good thing we can just block instances/communities so we don't need to ever listen to their bullshit drivel.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Too bad block doesn't mean block to the devs LMAO

[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Exactly. I've blocked hexbear, but I can still see their responses to my comments.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Even on an individual level, like what is the point of blocking someone if they can still fully interact with your posts and comments, just you can't see it.

That's a mute, when Xitter tried (or did? Idr) to downgrade their actual block to essentially the same thing that Lemmy has now it was met with outrage.

Proper blocking should be a core feature of any social media, it's not a 'nice to have' feature that can be developed when there's time for it

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[–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

Yeah it never was about ideology, it was always about supporting USSR and now Russia. This is why they nearly indistinguishible from each other despite supposedly being on the opposite side of the spectrum.

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[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago

Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 29 points 1 week ago

Free tinkling*

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Free thinking, high IQ inviduals:

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[–] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 week ago

Reddit: We're intelligent, free-thinking anti-fascists.

Also Reddit: Antifa and Nazis are basically the same.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Anytime people say things like high IQ my opinion drops.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

[asked in 2004 what his I.Q. score was] I have no idea. People who boast about their I.Q. are losers. (Stephen Hawking)

https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0370071/quotes/

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

Yeah it reeks of people who took an online "IQ test" and got a high score so they've molded their entire personality around it.

[–] ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 week ago

Lemmy Shit Post? More like Lemmy Piss Post, amirite?

[–] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

One of my friends tried to say the same about ifunny, fucking ifunny

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

I used to use iFunny. It had good memes on there. Granted, I was like in elementary school

[–] mlg@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago
[–] MITM0@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Free thinking 😂😂

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 5 points 1 week ago

Free tinkling 💦

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