SalamenceFury

joined 10 months ago
[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ah, the fudd who complains about someone else mag dumping while they shoot a grand total of 2 rounds per minute with a bolt action on a bipod.

[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Is your bias against a different maker more important than not contributing to literal genocide?

[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Not the god damn .45 ACP wank...

[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Before ya'll think this is cute remember that Intel is one of the major players on Israel's surveillance nightmare and they provided chips for their Big Brother-esque datacenters.

Do not buy Intel.

[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

"Enemy spotted"

[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

A distinguished little gentleman.

[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

When I said rocking ICE agents, I meant this:

Guarantee those gravy seals got livers/jaws made of glass.

[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 70 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

You got cum on your face

Big disgrace

Being a fascist all over the place

SINGING

WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU

WE WILL, WE WILL ROCK YOU

[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

This idea that "history is written by the winners" is bullshit and literally only favors fascists. It's the main reason for a lot of the "clean wehrmacht" myths and is the entire thing that the "lost cause of the confederacy" thing revolves around.

[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

One of the funniest things to come out of this whole ordeal is Fox News and other conservatives screeching at the fact people are insulting and mocking ICE. They call it "verbal harassment" to make it seem like it's worse than it is. Brother, if you are such an evil piece of shit that you get psychic damage from Vicious Mockery without ANY magical property put into it, you might just be a thin skinned fascist pissbaby.

[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Do I have to bring the meme again?

 

Because let's be honest. Anyone who shotguns the Pinkertons, actual demons, and Nazis to death with no mercy to me is the holiest human in the land, unlike those "christians" who claim to be against those and yet consistently ally with them. 😤🙏✝️

 

Hear me out. A few games have shader installations that will usually apply any new settings you put down AFTER you restart the game, and a lot of other games have graphics settings that will only apply after you've rebooted the game.

I don't think it would cost developers ANY amount of money or any significant development time to add a "Reboot game" button (or toggle) every time the player presses the quit button, or give the player a prompt every time they change a setting that requires a game restart (like in both PC versions of GTA V).

I also think ANY game should have a "full potato" mode capable of running in older computers with NONE of the fancy graphics stuff that we have access to today, despite having a decent computer now.

 

note: I'm not arguing either are good/bad or better/worse than each other, I'm just saying that if I buy a 70 dollar multiplayer FPS I expect my bullets to actually work. its been 43 fucking days, DICE, fix your shit.

 

Nah this man's friend got straight up DOMED with the dodgeball by Apollo, he did not throw it nicely 😭😭

EDIT: Since some people seem to be confused: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/apollos-gift-of-prophecy-dodgeball

 

TERF: *literally talk about men/AMABs the literal exact same way a 4chan racist nazi talks about black people*

TERF, 2 minutes later: "guys can you please not be racist :("

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by SalamenceFury@lemmy.world to c/historymemes@piefed.social
 

The last one tho 💀 Like, the ship is already DECEASED at the bottom of the ocean, ya'll did not need to cast Vicious Mockery on its corpse 😭 old timey gallows humor was ruthless but GOD it was funny

EDIT: Hey guys, I found the original thread, there's even more roasts in there!

https://x.com/yesterdaysprint/status/1382501127111933954

 

(on a serious note those are terrible choices for SCHOOL BATHROOM SIGNS because they're literally visual innuendos and it feels incredibly gross)

 

People constantly say that humans are terrible by default, selfish, and violent, but BY DEFAULT, if you ARE a well adjusted human being with empathy, you will ALWAYS feel conflicted about committing violence towards another human, even if they 100% deserve it. In fact, if you kill or severely maim someone, you'll always feel conflicted about it if you are a good human, and doing it several times (or hell, even ONCE if it's traumatizing enough) will give you severe PTSD. The problem of humans being terrible to each other is always created by indocrination, propaganda, and the fact that being a selfish idiot is rewarded in capitalist society. This is one of the reasons why I think humanity is inherently good, and that evil people are the ACTUAL deviants, who just happen to be rewarded by the way society has been structured for a very long time (even before capitalism).

 

Daniel Warren Johnson is a fucking genius and I love him, never thought I'd live to see Batman break some dude's arm while they're doing the mustache man salute and then literally hit an One-Winged Angel on a corrupt cop and turn his head and spine into silly putty. Hope Chuck Dixon had an aneurysm from this, lol!

Issue is Absolute Batman Annual #1.

 

Original here!

Frankly tho this is how I imagine half of WW3 will go... all the iPad kids on their Steam Decks/Switch 2s/iPads (obviously)

 

this post from my friend literally made me see red with how fucking common this shit is. fun fact: this is literally the same email I get from Brazilian companies, it’s directly translated from that.

 

"I'm a ruthless, extremely efficient predator. Stop calling me cute."

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