We have the best national anthem, because of jail.

Linux users looking at IRL languages trying to figure out why the bash script isn't working lol

"Yes hello I would like the sections of the Quran detailing everything the Jews and Christians did wrong to also be posted in classrooms please lol"

monotheistic shouting match ensues

US watching China liquidate its housing bubble and reclaim assets instead of giving billions to investors and banks for creating said bubble.

Cybercriminals stealing the Oauth2 tokens after users authenticate with 2FA:

Boeing trying to speedrun Soyuz 11

omw to get all the homebrew stuff NIntendo got removed from github lol

Pakistan did this thing where they banned rifles (and basically anything not a handgun) without extensive permits for all new gun sales. Then they offered to buy all the guns, which a ton of people traded in for some cash, which greatly reduced the amount of firearms owned by the public.

It would work great here except there's a 0% chance the government would want to use money to solve a problem.

This reminds me of uber in several third world countries. Most drivers only take cash or direct epay because it bypasses uber's heavy service cut. Everyone benefits because the app lets you hail drivers, but they charge you a fair fee just like a taxi.

Kali: I have no such weakness!

trips and falls on postgres upgrade

Arch Linux

Unless you're on a good downstream like SteamOS, I'd suggest switching to something stable cutting edge (Fedora or Nobara if you want to put in zero effort).

Arch by itself will give you way the hell too many possible problems. You could waste hours on DKMS alone.

Mint will also work, but it has the downside of having slower updates to software packages.