No need to find her, she will find you eventually
this post was submitted on 17 Mar 2025
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She’s my girlfriend
What a coincidence! She is my girlfriend too.
I thought your girlfriend lived in Canada?
Technically
We don't know who Nichole really is. None of us have met her. She hasn't had a conversation with any of us. She hasnt posted anything, and all she does is say "hi im Nichole from Prussia, im 27 and here's a bunch of spam links"
And it's like not even a remotely attractive pic with a modern camera
It's like dial up AIM chat room spam bot quality
prussia? i thought she was a proud polish girl from toronto. did she lie to me? T_T
thatsthejoke.jpg
Hey one of these days I'll get those counterstrike cheats I paid for
You gotta be more specific. There's plenty of Nicole
We are all Nicole on this blessed day.
Speak for yourself.
I are all Nicole on this blessed day.
Hey, speak for me too
Gumball's mom?
I've been hearing good things about Nicole17
That's too young!
Which number
867-5309
That's Jenny.
at this point I'm expecting fediverse chick to show up at someone's front door with a big pot of beans.
To summon Nicole you have to hold it for three days, then say her name three times while holding a crock pot.
eehhh...
so look, I don't have a crock pot.
think a rice cooker would work in a pinch?
also, hold it - it what? the rice cooker?
does it have to stay plugged in? this is getting complicated
I think you mean jeans.
I'm expecting fediverse chick to show up at someone's front door with a big jeans of beans?
There's fucking holes in the bottom man, it'll all fall out.
jesus think these things through mate.
:D
Gosh, mister, those beans smell delicious!
people talking about getting dms from her, but I don't even know how to access my own dms.
Hahaha I sent you a DM
I feel bad for anyone on this website who happens to be named Nicole
Who the fuck is Nicole?
She's the fediverse chick!
Just wait. She'll message you soon enough.
I took a small hiatus from Lemmy and came back to this- what is happening?
Lemmy has a grand total of one (1) spambot, a scammer posing as "Nicole." in a way, this is Lemmy World Heritage in the making.
It’s weirder than that tbh. It’s almost ARG-like since there doesn’t actually seem to be a known scam behind it. Most of the links “she” sends either don’t work or are just empty chat rooms like on Discord that seem to change every once and a while
There is a phishing trawler named Nicole in our DMs and the best of the best former discord mods have yet to locate and swat the scammer.
This comment is meant to be satyrical.
If you saw any of the posts about people getting weird DMs from a woman, "the fediverse chick" may ring a bell, her supposed name was Nichole. If none of that sounds familiar, just search "fediverse chick" and I'm sure you'll find some posts.
The fediverse chick
Allegedly
Some chick who lives in Canada and some nerds got enough pictures of her to start a phishing bot.
We're all Nicole down here
If you find out, let me know🥺
Yeah I’ve never received that message yet
Oh hey grrrlll miss you 😘
Maybe Nicole will stop spamming if we send her beans?
Someone with a very punchable face