Ghyste

joined 2 years ago
 
[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dude looks like he just trusted the wrong fart in that picture.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's an insult to Joffrey.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Kindly fuck off.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

I believe you know the answer to that already.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

More embarrassing that we have millions of morons who happily voted for him.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Except the ones to do it are also morons and have their lips firmly affixed to his pants-shitting ass.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Thanks! Should've known to check them.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

If no one stops him is he wrong?

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago

Start playing Obama speeches when he's doing it.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

I'd suggest looking into getting a dehumidifier as well. That's a lot of moisture.

 
 

cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/58810338

It's always the ones, (i.e republicans)you suspect

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/26951721

This looks like a meme template

 

Here's a clip of B12's landing burn and catch by the chopsticks from LabPadre's Rover 2 stream.

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cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/14359573

A bow-tie wearing duck has been injured in a drunken pub brawl with a local dog in Chulmleigh, Devon.

The booze-loving bird, affectionately named Star, was enjoying a pint in The Old Courthouse Inn with his handler, Barrie Hayman, when Hayman's canine Meggie sparked a bar brawl.

Star was left with injuries to his beak after the fight.

"Star pushed his luck too far and Meggie snapped - splitting Star's bottom beak right down the middle," Hayman, 69, told the Cheddar Valley Gazette.

"He gave her a stare, then promptly stood on her back. It was not pretty and not nice. We were so scared we would lose Star.

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Hayman has cared for Star ever since he was a chick, carrying him around in his pocket. Once the duckling grew up, he developed a taste for real ale and started following his owner to the pub.

"He just won't leave me and so we go everywhere together," Hayman said. "I've not trained him to follow me. He just seems to like it and he is one fantastic duck.

"He loves to come to the pub, where everyone loves him. He is such a personality and attracts so much attention."

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