It really isn't. If you want to play sports, you need people to be at the same location and you need to have a field/court/whatever and your health. So you can see why people watch sports to vicariously enjoy themselves. How is going from watching someone play games on your computer to playing games on your computer the same?

Don't tell me how to consommé my salad!

Garlic bread tastes really great,

Eat it from a bowl or off of your plate.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UPuV52ydBfU

Skill issue!

Teeth are assholes! If I had a money for everytime they bit the inside of my cheek, I'd have many many monies.

Well look at Mr. Never Had The Roof Of Their Mouth Cut By Sharp Edges over here!

Smug

It's pronounced nookielurr.

Maybe they're bone conducting headphones.

I think it's a USA thing. We don't wear shoes inside the house in Europe.

Boopin' da snoot.

PIVOT!!