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[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 100 points 3 days ago

If the croutons hurt, you’re doing it wrong.

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 30 points 3 days ago

Well look at Mr. Never Had The Roof Of Their Mouth Cut By Sharp Edges over here!

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 36 points 3 days ago
[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Teeth are assholes! If I had a money for everytime they bit the inside of my cheek, I'd have many many monies.

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 10 points 3 days ago
[-] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 3 days ago

You are not supposed to drink your salad.

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 2 days ago

Don't tell me how to consommé my salad!

[-] knobbysideup@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago

If you can eat captain crunch, you can eat a crouton.

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