They don't need e-bikes on a small island
smeenz
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
The popular 2002 cover, I mean, not the original 1970s release
Ur/u, capital letters, the list goes on and on.
Why is grammar so hard for people ? Maybe we should be asking them "Where's ur dictionary ?"
Tattoos be damned. My bar is just for someone that can spell basic words.
Narrativium
You forgot mushroom
Come on cheeseburdler, do your job! The world is counting on you.
Trump is certain that he is the smartest person in the room at all times
Well, trump knows a guy, and he's the best beef farmer ever. He knows everything about how to plant beef seeds and line pools. Folks, can you believe it?
I'm a command line, not a GUI
Authy can do everything google authenticator can, I think ?
"I love the poorly educated! " - trump
They're just so much easier to fool into voting against their own best interests
I thought the card was a picture of the tarot reader and that the implication was that her customer was going to end up marrying her.
Came to the comments and only then realised which community this was posted in. Boy was I off the mark there.