niktemadur

Garth Brooks is the Kenny G of country?

The magazine selection in the Uruk dentist's waiting room.

Oh yeah, I know some cats just like this.

The fact of the matter is that if Democrats had been elected, there would have been no invasion of Venezuela, nor Iraq two decades ago.

Let us not kid ourselves. Non-voting eligible American voters let trump take the reins again, with control of Congress and the Supreme Court, knowing he could pull shit like this at any moment, yet still sat on their lazy asses TWO Election Days, fondling their purity, bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL, and now they're like... "C'mon Schumer... dazzle me and my most excellent purity over here!"

Elections have huge consequences, so spare us the righteous outrage. Whatever blood gets spilled, it's also on those soft, tender, lily-white hands of non-voting deadweights.
Also, twice is a pattern: "Vote for a woman?!! Me?!! When PIGS FLY!!!"

RAMming Speed
with Lee as "Speed"

If you have to play one song over and over again,
make it Willie Nelson's "On The Road Again".

Am I interpreting this visual correctly? Egyptians had boomerangs?!!

How I Met Your (Mother)^Mother^

A/S/L?
"Online, Online, and Online."

Online to infinity and beyond!
Hey, if you ever make a program or script to explore fractals, you can call it The Mandelbot.

Don Perpetrador-o!

That deaf dumb and blind kid?